No Misgivings…

There is no excuse whatsoever, for baking your child to death in your hot car as you sit in the cool air-conditioned bar knocking a few back with friends.

No worries.

Trump will probably pardon them.

Speaking of DJT, some judge is preventing him from taking over the Department of Education.

What, I ask is, what is stopping him from giving them the old middle finger as he has done to everyone else, the American people included?

Hey Kim Jong-dumbass, nice warship launch. Really makes the rest of the world fear your military might.

The big question is when the underwater tours will start.

The Tesla CyberTruck resale prices have plummeted.

Darn.

I was hoping to get some sleep tonight.        `

Once the darling of the gymnastic world, I have to say I have no sympathy at all for Mary Lou Retton for getting a DUI. With so many options, (hell, call ME if you need to), but come on.

Making that kind of decision is 100% preventable.

Come back stronger.

The U.S. Secretary of Commerce, Howard “douchebag” Lutnik, has a “vision”: to turn our country into a factory-centered, Stalinist-era economy. He foresees generation after generation toiling in factories in perpetuity.

Not the most resounding endorsement of our president’s economic prowess.

I wonder what the “YOLO” people think about that?

An actress (of course) is setting up a fund so people can donate to her so that she can cryogenically preserve her dead son.

The balls on that lady.

With all the reasons to set up accounts to help people in this world, this one rates as the absolute worst display of selfishness.

Where else, but the City of Brotherly Love will we find holiday celebrants target practice for a mass shooter?

Fuckin’ Philly, man.

Some guy in Houston, who it ends up, is a serial killer, shoots and kills yet another victim.

Where did the killer and his latest victim meet?

Of course, the place where all serial killers gather.

Church.

There is a special place in hell, reserved for R&B singer Jaheim, who has been charged with animal cruelty for the second time.

Please don’t waste any of your hard-earned money on that losers’ merch or music.

The White House wants American women to have more babies.

Problem is, he wasn’t counting on the fact that women are now smarter and old institutions like marriage, commitment, and mortgages just don’t seem to have the same appeal to them.

Same with childbirth and raising a family evidently.

Happy National Hamburger Day!

Finally, a holiday I can relate to.

When I was forced to put on weight to allow me to walk-on for the football team, I was under a forced diet, of which medium-rare hamburger was one of the staples, along with steak, lasagna, and plenty of chicken.

I went from 176 pounds to 205 over the summer and I was stronger and faster when I showed up for first day of practice.

I was feeling pretty good, but as I entered the locker room, I was easily the runt of the litter.

Not a snowball’s chance in you-know-where.

Stay well.