Don’t think too highly of myself, do I?
With my birth month and Mother’s Day in our rear-view mirrors, a North Carolina woman says hold everything….
She gets called in to her daughters’ school because of an alleged fighting situation which needed to be addressed immediately.
So what does next years’ Mother of the Year candidate do?
She proceeds to shove the principal against a wall before making a stout effort to choke the life out of another teacher.
I wonder why her daughter is having issues?
Stop screwing up your children.
I have to live in the world they will be shaping.
This part is for the dumbasses who either: ignore, injure, abuse, or in any way mistreat a child, you are one fucked-up individual.
You will notice I refrained from referring to you as a person, because you forfeited that assignation when you hurt a child.
Just because I never had any children of my own, does not mean I am not an expert on all things that pertain to them.
Except that smell…
I’ve always gone for the flashy, the brash, the flamboyant, hence my attraction to icons like Muhammad Ali.
Deion Sanders was that kind of electrifying presence in his NFL playing days. So intimidating with mad skills on defense, he popularized the term “shutdown corner,” meaning he was a cornerback that would shut down any receiver he might cover.
Except he just didn’t “shut down” his assigned receiver, he shut down his whole side of the field!
So now, some might say predictably, his son is under the bright lights and intense scrutiny as he vies for a job as an NFL quarterback with the Cleveland Browns.
Falling from being once considered as a number one pick in the entire NFL draft to being the second-drafted quarterback by a losing team with QB needs would, and has crushed lesser spirits.
But not Shedeur Sanders.
From all reports, all he has done is competed for his job and is evidently not backing away from the tremendous workload and pressure.
He was built for this.
By none other than Neon Deion.
The story headline, Flight Attendant Tells How to Fly Business Class For the Price of Economy.
How about you just pay for a fucking Business Class ticket and quit trying to find a shortcut to everything you cheap bastard?
How’s that sound, dumbass?
How hard up do you have to be right now to be on a dating app in Mexico?
You gonna die.
Speaking of dumbasses.
Freakin’ California, man.
San Francisco is booting out all the mental health crazies from an institution and will replace them with homeless people.
You tell me Gavin Newsom isn’t on acid.
Scientists are all up in arms because they fear that the president is going to move to defund their worthless research. I’m sure DJT holds science with as little regard as he holds for education.
Besides, if anyone needs to know anything, just ask him.
Stay well.
