If you are having girlfriend problems….
No problem.
Just leave.
End of story.
But DON’T throw her overboard into the ocean knowing that she does not know how to swim.
That’s just downright rude.
Helen Hunt feels really good about rejecting Hollywood’s beauty standards, but it’s not like she was ever a raging beauty in the first place.
She was never considered even close to beautiful.
“Not ugly” is probably the best description for her in her prime, but I doubt her press agent ever used that description for her.
Look, I get the whole inclusiveness thing, but even California’s lawmakers are starting to reconsider their position on transgenders in sports.
If there really are that many gender-confused people, let them have their own schools, leagues, and teams.
That is true equality.
Boom!
I did it again.
A couple of dumbasses from San Francisco (where else?) had to be rescued in a national park because they were trying to retrieve a lost phone. If they had got me on the phone for their help call, they’d still be clinging to that rock rethinking their priorities in life.
A Chicago police officer was shot by a fellow officer in what is being described as a “friendly fire” incident.
“Friendly” fire?
But she died?
Friendly fire?
A California Death Row inmate was killed by guards when he disobeyed guards’ warnings and therefore was subjected to blast grenades which claimed his life.
The warden is pissed.
He wanted to kill him in the gas chamber himself.
I love to see those made-for-chowderheads-like-me videos about cute little bear cubs rescued and raised by loving people almost as much as I enjoy reading the stories of larger bears eating intruders to their territory.
Can I retire at 65 with two million dollars in the bank?
No, you dumbass. If you are so stupid as to ask a question like this NO amount of money is gonna allow you to retire.
You are an idiot.
An Australian news reporter got shot with a rubber bullet while filming the LA riots.
Hope she didn’t get hit down under.
If you want to make an omelet, you have to break a few eggs, or so they say.
A Phoenix, Arizona (my old stomping grounds) couple had a car crash into their house.
Do you know how astronomical the odds of that ever happening to your house are?
Hold the calculator!
They have had it happen eighteen times!
In this case, it appears the City of Phoenix needs to step up and do something about the dangerous turn that is the cause of these many crashes.
I probably would have moved after the second crash.
But that’s just me.
Beer and whiskey.
White wine and fish.
Some things just go together.
And alas, Los Angeles and riots.
It’s been a few since the last good riot.
Welcome back, old friend.
Please tell me the Democratic party is grooming a new generation of dynamic leaders. If they trot out that dumbass Kamala Harris as their candidate again, they might as well just call it a day and disband the party altogether.
Where are the Whigs when we need them?
Stay well.
