Some dumbass Egyptian should be thanking his lucky stars because he kicked a police service dog at an airport and all they did was send his stupid ass back to Egypt.
Try kicking one of my dogs…
The Latino community in Florida who voted for Trump feel “betrayed” by the president’s immigration policy and deportation programs.
You ARE betrayed, you idiots.
And YOU elected him.
STFU.
Eventually it had to end…
More and more employers are recalling their staffs to the office.
Good luck with that.
Nothing says “Welcome to America” like tanks, automatic weapons, and armed helicopters which now patrol our southern border.
A poll says that the majority of Republicans support same-sex marriage.
The only Republican that matters does not.
I saw a story that said drunk driving could get illegal migrants deported.
Hell, you can get deported for just being seen in public. They’ll worry about the pesky little legal details later, while you are sitting in a Guatemalan prison with some Jose making eyes at you.
The FDA has issued a warning for some salads they have recalled: eat it and die. No annoying or harmful side effects.
Death.
Got it.
No salad for me, thanks.
Let’s just go straight to the saffron sorbet.
They shot a beautiful creature of God who was roaming, looking for food to feed her cubs. Some dumbass was infringing on their living area, so it was game on.
I, of course, side with the bears.
Tell you what.
If you don’t like it, stay in your own living space and let the bears do the same. You, not the bear, are the intruder.
A Syrian national (not that it matters one bit to the story) was arrested for his role
in a plot to attack a Taylor Swift concert in Vienna.
Are you nuts?
Have you seen those crazy fans at her concerts?
You’re just gonna have to Shake it Off and not be the Anti-hero.
They can pass or veto all the bills they want.
Doesn’t matter.
The aura of fear that pervades this country by people that helped build this nation
into the Greatest Nation on Earth, is irreversible.
But they just don’t care.
You know who “they” are.
And if you don’t, they’ll come right out and tell you. Having a horses’ ass
president who has little to no control of the English language and who says the
dumbest shit has a trickle-down effect so nobody gives a damn if you think they
are a racist or not.
So Kraft Heinz is removing artificial dyes from their products. Wouldn’t it be cool
if ketchup is really white and American cheese is really purple?
And how stupid would we feel if Iran actually launched a nuclear strike at us
after being told we totally obliterated their nuclear capabilities?
Well, someone would feel pretty stupid.
Again.
There was a little bit of net worth that showed up for Jeff Bezos’ wedding.
Just a little bit.
Stay well.
