And Then Some

Evidently, you can mess with new head coach Bill Belichick’s North Carolina Tar Heel football team, but don’t think, for one second, that you can take on a North Carolina mother of eight.

Mama don’t play…

The little band of Italian thieves in Venice are lucky; if they would have pulled their little stunt in say, Chicago’s south side or L.A.’s east side, let’s just say arrivederci and leave it at that.

The Polish horse’s ass CEO Kamil Majchrzak, douchebag of the highest order, issued a chicken-shit apology to the little boy he stole a hat from. Did his guilty conscience just gnaw at him until he couldn’t stand it any longer, and just had to repent and apologize for his misdeed?

No.

He got identified and called out by the whole world before he developed this penitent posture.

Loser.

STFU.

That little bald lawn gnome Vladimir Putin was seen holding hands with India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi and this display has evidently rattled the President. I don’t think they plan anything nefarious; I think they just wanted to fuck with him on this beautiful Labor Day weekend.

It’s looking like Putin, Xi Jinping, with Modi riding the coattails, are developing their version of a new World Order.

I wonder if they plan to submit it to President Trump for approval?

A judge ruled that the use of federal troops in the city of Los Angeles is unlawful.

No shit.

Like he gives a damn.

Third world African nations that are “hosting” several deportees from America, are asking for half a billion dollars to care for five detainees.

So, these should be the best-fed, best-dressed, best-cared for prisoners with one hundred-million dollars spent on each prisoner, right?

Right.

In his fight against drug cartels wherever they be, we are increasing our maritime forces off the coast of Venezuela and their President Nicolas Maduro is not happy, ready to declare his military into a state of readiness.

Ooh, I know I’m scared.

NOT!

I won’t be losing any sleep over Howard Stern not continuing as biggest asshole on the airwaves.

It’s time, Howard.

Turn the page.

Are you people blind, deaf, AND dumb?

Being legless won’t save you.

Here today illegally, gone tomorrow illegally.

Here’s a major difference between the empire of Japan and the good ol’ USA.

A Japanese CEO of a major world beverage company is resigning after being accused of using illegal supplements, as yet unspecified.

If it were an American CEO, there would be a whole staff of liars (I mean lawyers) to handle the adamant denials.

But no.

Takeshi Niinami knows he did it, knows he’s wrong and shows honor even in disgrace.

The same honor as kamikazes.

Those whacky people in Georgia can’t seem to make up their minds…

They are either killing people indiscriminately or letting them put up tent camps throughout their once-beautiful cities like Savannah.

I’ll let you know how that goes…

Jill Biden is finally stepping down from her job as an educator.

Funny, but I don’t remember her or her husband doing a goddamn thing for education during his presidency, do you?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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