Everyone loves pictures of babies; even I can put up with a few pictures of little Winston Churchills. It is the parents that get to me.
But there is no argument that baby hippos are the cutest.
He grabbed the crotch of a woman in public, belittled women verbally, assaulted them physically, was covicted, and has addressed them as objects.
If he keeps up this type of behavior, people are going to get the impression that the president does not have a lot of respect for women.
A school meeting in British Colombia (I thought those wacky Canucks were smarter than this) got quite the scare when a roaming grizzly bear charged at them. I have no doubts the bear is thinking “Tell you what: How about you go on your outings elsewhere and we promise not to amble into your classrooms and eat the students?”
That bloviating gasbag, none other than the crook Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, was just quoted as saying something, but I don’t respect anything that comes from his lips anymore, so I do not know what it was..
Normally, a simple purse-snatching charge costing you maybe a week in County Jail and restitution.
But no.
You took Director of Homeland Security Kristi Noem’s purse.
Her $3000 Gucci purse.
“Papers please! Show me your papers!” (more effective if said like a real Nazi Gruppen Fuhrer)
Hard Time.
Deportation.
Oh, to be an undocumented illegal immigrant in America today.
Welcome to America.
You are welcome to live as best you can, wherever you can. Sort of.
To the dwindling amount of people still brave or nihilistic enough to want to come to this country, you are welcome, too. Sort of.
You are welcome to spend your money on overpriced merchandise that your country’s’ people made for our greedy businesses for poverty-level wages under terrible conditions.
You are welcome to our crime-infested city streets where there are no guarantees that you will make it back to your homeland in one piece.
And we wonder why the tourism/hospitality sectors are suffering…
Of course, me, being the sick individual that I am, absolutely love those Ring camera porch photos exposing porch pirates to the rest of the world, but here is a suggestion.
Take it a step further.
The small-charge explosion used to inundate the criminals with flesh-staining dye is clever and very funny, but if you pack just one package with a stick of dynamite, the Ring camera footage is definitely viral material as it gives a great wide-angle shot showing the thief’s’ head, arms and legs being blown in every direction.
You would only need just one package…
Now that Thanksgiving is past, the Domestic Despot will allow me to watch Christmas movies and play Christmas recordings.
I admit it.
I love Christmas.
I think it is one of the coolest things we celebrate in this world.
I purposely avoided talking about the upcoming College Football Playoff, because it is not looking good for my team to make the 12-team field.
Season of miracles?
I hope so.
Stay well.
