Whether we want it or not, one of the great rivers of the world, the Mighty Mississippi River, is drying up.
Believe it.
But there’s no global warming.
Right.
We have seen smaller lakes (Lake Meade outside Las Vegas comes to mind) and rivers start to disappear, but this river is crucial to our country.
McDonald’s McRib sandwich is back, but they are threatening to terminate the product altogether.
To a guy with seven stents keeping his blood flowing, it is an idle threat indeed. I won’t lose any sleep over it.
With all the stupidity in our skies, some douchebag decided to paint a plane’s interior with his own feces.
British Airways.
I really hope they punish this loser and make sure he is never allowed to fly again.
Can you believe it?
Russia does not appear to be in any hurry to release American basketball star Brittany Griner. What a bunch of assholes. Just because your big, bad country is getting the shit kicked out of it by little Ukraine, don’t take it out on BG.
Here’s a big surprise. No one in Minneapolis, Minnesota, where the whole George Floyd murder played out, want’s to be recruited to be a police officer.
I wonder why?
No license to kill?
Quit putting those stupid stories about the “Ten Breeds Not to Buy.”
Kiss my ass.
Or stories about douchebags who leave animals cold, alone, and afraid in a strange dark place to die.
I do not like the thoughts they engender in me.
American Airlines says not enough demand is making them consider eliminating first class from their flights.
Just great.
Now everyone gets to squeeze in a seat between two three-hundred pound Samoans. Or have some mean little kid kick your seat for the length of the entire flight.
Man, I could go for a big Halibut filet grilled to perfection and topped with a simple French Lemon Butter.
A true sign that there is just too damn much money in the world. Elon Musk loses 119 billion dollars, but still remains the planet’s richest man.
I’ve decided when I win the lottery, I will be giving money to make harsher penalties and stricter laws concerning puppy mills.
Don’t get me started about them.
The missing family of four from upper Michigan were spotted at a gas station miles away, so it is no big deal. I still think there’s something rotten in Denmark, because leaving like that means someone did something and they would rather leave than get caught.
I am sure something will come up in the following days…
I have an 8:40 tee time tomorrow morning to take advantage of the gorgeous weather we are experiencing right now.
I’ll keep you posted on how many balls I lose.
Stay well.
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