If The Shoe Fits

With all the anti-American sentiment emanating from our own politicians, it’s hard to believe that there are people who actually want to live here in this country.

Go down to El Paso and see what the sentiment is there.

So when the hell did the machete become the preferred weapon of choice for rednecks?

Can’t they figure out how to use an illegal gun, for Christ sakes?

No, there’s no such thing as global warming.

An iceberg five times the size of the island of Malta has broken away from the Antarctic ice shelf and we can deny all we want to. When the sea level makes California’s Imperial Valley the new coastline, maybe then the deniers will shut the fuck up.

I got click-baited into another of those posts of celebrity weight loss. Most of them show people who have lost a whopping fifty pounds, but let’s face it. They needed to lose a hundred pounds, so they are still fat, just not as.

So, for the first time in history, women are binge drinking more than men!

You’ve come a long way, baby.

So they are making a big deal out of the fact that Lady Gaga didn’t wear any makeup for her performance at the Oscar award ceremony.

No offense, but it didn’t matter.

She is the farthest thing from an American beauty as there is. Her costar in La La Land was prettier than her.

Bradley Cooper, a favorite of the Domestic Despot, no less.

The byline is “Worst Mistakes Americans Make in Mexico (and how to avoid them).

Put at the very top of the list: DON”T GO TO MEXICO!

That’s the worst mistake, without a doubt.

So evidently the worst states in the USA for drunk driving are the states with the fewest people. Texas, Montana, Wyoming, North and South Dakota are prime examples.

I would think the most populous states would be more at-risk, but what do I know?

Mitt Romney, speaking about the recent Silicon Valley bank failure, has me in his corner when he says the bank shareholders and executives should not get crap for relief for their own stupidity and failed business acumen.

As usual, the little guy is the one who gets fucked over. The many small business who were scammed by the bank are left to fend for themselves, leaving many employees hoping for some sort of relief.

The Russian state TV chief is telling the Russian people that Russia will “defeat the entire Western World.”

Somebody (preferably another Russian) needs to let him know that Ukraine is presently kicking their asses.

I like Liz Warren. She is a strong woman who is not afraid to speak her mind.

I dig her.

I married a strong woman, and my family is swimming with beautiful, intelligent, independent, and strong women.

Unfortunately, Liz Warren won’t get enough support to mount a campaign, but I’d surely vote for her.

Kamala Harris don’t want none of that.

Liz would take her out.

Stay well.


Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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