My Take

I know Karen will give me a big load of crap for this, but if you ignore the stupidity, if you can look past the racism, if you can see beyond the lies, Lauren Boebert has a pretty nice body. I think she is a one-term dumbass.

But she does have a pretty nice body.

Hey, no one is a bigger Tiger Woods fan than I am, but enough is enough.

Time to hang it up, Tiger.

An eighth grade teacher is catching heat for giving zeros to some of students. I see absolutely nothing wrong with any number given by their teacher, providing it is deserved.

Hello! School is based on a points system and always has been. It’s how you determine who will be eating at Nobu and who will be washing the dishes there.

I was very pleased to see that Lake Mead, my old stomping ground, is filling back up with water as the recent rainfall has done its job.

So the LIV golfers and the PGA golfers seemed to get along at the rain-soaked Masters. I will not watch one event of the LIV season, as the only one that matters is the PGA.

Add Austria to the list of countries of the world where you will not see that little bald lawn gnome Putin at any time soon.

Oh, he can visit there alright.

But he will be arrested.

That crazy son of a bitch Kim Jong-un is calling for “practical, offensive war deterrents”.

His plan is simple.

If you speak out against North Korea or its policies, if you form a protest of any kind for any reason, or if you (gasp!) act or listen to Western music, your head will be lopped off.

Say what you will about the nutty bastard, but this “war deterrent” has a 100% success rate.

Budweiser are idiots.

I think they have set their Bud Light brand up for imminent failure because of their absolutely-politically-correct move of inclusion in their ad campaign, but I honestly don’t think this country is enlightened enough to embrace this concept yet.

I am on record as being more confused than informed on the whole sex alphabet. They keep adding letters to it. Why would you put a whole letter to the string for intersex (WHAT THE HELL IS INTERSEX?).

Ally, or asexual are just the people who can’t get laid. The plus sign they add to the end of the string scares me.

Since I don’t fly anymore, I can chuckle at all the viral videos of slimy losers with no grace or manners as they show no class and even get into physical altercations. You paid for a ticket. It has a number. You sit in that seat number. I don’t give a damn if you want my window seat that I paid extra for (in advance) or if your child is throwing a fit because he wants to sit in my seat.

But that’s just my take.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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