Spring break is here!
Just don’t travel anywhere.
Even staying home is dangerous anymore.
Even our old buddy Germany is warning its citizens of venturing here.
Now I know I’m just an old country boy from East L.A. but I don’t think that Delta jet airplane was supposed to land upside down.
The CEO of Amtrak has resigned and quite honestly, it’s about time. If you have ever ventured overseas to Europe or Asia, you get a glimpse of how archaic our passenger trains are in America.
A French scientist was denied entry into the United States because he expressed a “personal opinion” of Trump.
How dare he!
Don’t you know that in this country if Trump wants your opinion he’ll give it to you?
Get a clue.
If you are ever picked up by ICE and your whole body is covered with tattoos, just bend over, put your head between your legs and…kiss your ass goodbye.
You are a gang member.
Period.
No matter what the truth is.
If you have enough money to have an art adviser, you have too much money.
Besides, I’ve always thought the best advice you could ever take when it comes to judging art pieces is, if you think it is great art, it is great art. I have never understood when there are conventions that intervene in the surreal world of creativity.
How come we always hear stories of a contract being made like the $500,000 price placed on the head of an Iranian journalist, only to never see the contract executed? We never hear the story of the successful assassination with the murderer reaping the financial reward.
Those wacky Brits are at it again…
They are allowing prisoners to choose their own gender before putting them into prison.
I’m about up to here with all the talk about gender identity.
Prison is for criminals; it is not a springboard for new and exciting sexual adventures.
Texas gets it.
They are proposing a bill that would make it a jailable felony for disclosing that you have an “innie” instead of an “outie.”
Georgia is up next.
Students in California are asking for protection from ICE from their colleges, but you are students; you are smart. You have to know that in the end, it is about money.
It’s always about money.
Your protection will only extend as far as the federal funds keep coming. If DJT cuts the money….
President Trump is taking credit for the US capturing the third “most wanted” criminal on the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted list.
Of course he is.
The city of Portland, Oregon wants to spend 800 million dollars to build a waterfront ballpark.
How about you idiots find an answer to your ridiculous homeless and crime problems first? Maybe try and retain some of the many businesses who have seen the downhill slide of the city.
There won’t be anyone left to come to your new shiny ballpark before too long.
Priorities.
Stay well.
