The Hits Just Keep on Coming

Just when I thought I’d heard it all, I read about a guy in South Carolina who is trying to avoid justice by claiming he is a “sovereign citizen” and therefore not answerable to any court of law in the United States. Well, he is somewhat answerable. He’s been sitting on Death Row and they are going to kill him if this lame-ass last-ditch effort doesn’t work.

If you don’t know how to speak French, here is today’s lesson: Marine Le Pen = thief.

Meanwhile the Democratic Party is not happy with Uncle Fester, er John Fetterman, because he, along with every other gutless Democrat, is either agreeing with, or not opposing, whatever the Republicans want to do.

And what kind of a dumbass parent lets a dumbass dentist put their nine-year old under anesthesia? What dental issue could require it? You don’t even have all your permanent teeth fully developed yet, do you?

I doubt that they bugged them to pay the bill on their way out the door.

Shows how much I know…

I’m not sure who did the counting, but I read somewhere that 1% of the population of this country is transgender.

Mind blown.

Here I am thinking a few hundred or even a thousand nationwide.

3,400,000.

Have you heard about the deportation policy that is sending citizens out of their new country?

Surprise!

Not us this time.

Try the Afghans who have been living in Pakistan for decades who are now getting das boot.

 Some piece of shit named Patrick Crusius walked into a Wal-Mart in 2019 and opened fire on the Hispanic shoppers, killing twenty-two people.

Hey.

I’m Hispanic.

I don’t like that.

Neither do many surviving family members and I have to be on their side in this matter. See, some weak-willed loser of a District Attorney wants to keep his conviction record up and is offering a plea deal that would take the death penalty off the table.

Why should he?

This racist scumbag ended the lives of twenty-two human beings and he wants us to feed and house him for the rest of his life?

Hammurabi had it right.

Defense Secretary Pedro Hegseth wants to make the requirements for military combat for both men and women to be equal.

I thought they already were?

That’s a given for ANY military.

So the women have to be able to do everything the men can do except pee standing up.

Or unless they look like Demi Moore did in G.I. Jane.

(The Domestic Despot just read the last paragraph over my shoulder and punched me in the back.)

I’d like to say that she still has it, but I am one that never appreciated whatever it was she had in the first place.

I’m talking about the latest pic of the faded pop star Madonna who was evidently making a humiliating attempt to recreate one of her iconic looks….from 40 years ago.

Give it a rest.

You look silly.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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