That bald little lawn gnome Vladimir Putin keeps making the president mad, and every time he does, off goes another shipment of weapons and other objects of death to Ukraine, so I might just be an old country boy, but I think Putin was incorrect saying Russia would end the war “in three weeks.”
Don’t you agree?
That empty-headed dumbass Kristi Noem was fouling up the airwaves with another attempt to defend the indefensible.
What is the issue with Alligator Alcatraz anyway?
These people committed crimes other than just their illegal immigration status, Detention centers are not supposed to be three-star hotels, besides, chain link enclosures are not prison bars, so consider yourselves extremely fortunate.
There I go sounding like Kristi Noem again…
She actually kind of reminds me of a fading porn star.
I wonder if she knows Stormy Daniels?
China is having an unexpected uptick in their economy, as tariffs loom on the horizon. I’m sure the president will take credit for their surplus and might even tell them that he is actually Chinese himself, and that all the billions of Chinese should elect him World Master.
Don’t laugh.
He’s said crazier shit than that.
Cameroon’s 92 year-old president Paul Biya is running for yet another term, his eighth.
Why?
Why else?
Biya’s administration has faced criticism over corruption, embezzlement, bad governance and failure to tackle security challenges.
What does he think he is? An American?
When I was young, as far as drugs go, heroin represented the very worst; only the most fucked-up people were shooting this poison into their bodies.
It was like the Devil incarnate.
Then I grew up and I started using drugs myself (no, not heroin) and I at least saw it in a more normalized light, especially when I went through my phase of models, strippers, and prostitutes.
I was always too much of a pussy to inject myself, so I just stayed away from it.
Smart move.
I was glad to see they gave the two douchebags in England four and a half years to think about what dumbasses they are for cutting down a centuries-old Sycamore tree.
Nothing gets those Brits fired up like messing with their historical stuff…
Marjorie Taylor Green better watch her six…
If she keeps trying to bring up the Epstein murder conspiracy, she risks pissing off the president and don’t think he won’t find a way to make you pay.
All these dumbass scientists and they keep wasting time, energy, and resources trying to find the meaning of life.
I guess you have all this extra time on your hand for meaningless pursuits since you have already cured cancer, homelessness, and the common cold.
Wait. What?
I totally get it.
A lowly Walgreen’s store manager watches every day as people leave his business without paying for something.
It gets to you; it really does.
So finally, he snaps.
He goes off on a would-be shoplifter and beats his ass for all the packs of gum, candy, and other merchandise every person has ever taken from him.
Except…
It’s not your merchandise.
It’s Walgreen’s and they, if they have a brain at all, have already budgeted company-wide for shrinkage.
They know that people are thieving pieces of shit, so it is already figured into the bottom line.
Don’t risk being a dead hero.
Especially for someone else’s stuff.
Stay well.
