California has issued a warning to people to “stay out of the water” due to tides and dangerous rip currents. But if they are still alive, I would bet that a few of my old surf buddies are paddling out as we speak…
That’s like driving all the way to Wally World only to find it is closed.
Those idiots down in Florida just can’t help themselves. Now they want to kill off some of the black bear population in an effort to reduce the number of bear-man confrontations.
I can’t figure out if they are douchebags or dumbasses, and it doesn’t help that that douchebag-dumbass DeSantis leads them.
I know the absolute best way to reduce the number of bear-man confrontations.
How about you leave?
Boom!
It’s hell being this good.
Another Floridian, an elementary school teacher, got drunk and crashed his car into a fence at his school. He was arrested and charged with DUI.
No word on whether the president will name him as the new head of the Department of Education or not.
The Wall Street Journal is reporting on the hit taken by American alcohol companies by those wacky neighbors to our north. You don’t think Canadians can affect the alcohol industry?
Have you ever been to a Canadian hockey game?
Poor little Bryan Kohberger.
The dumbass who murdered four University of Idaho students is complaining because he is being “taunted” incessantly in prison.
Darn it.
I was hoping to get some sleep tonight…
A story says that the president has lost 1/3 of the Latino support he once had. No wonder, they probably got deported.
I’m all for us old buzzards giving it a go once in a while, but I think Venus Williams gaining entry into the U.S. Open where she is a revered icon of tennis, can only end badly.
I mean, she wasn’t all that good when she left the game as you recall.
Typical California bullshit.
A drunk Mexican kills four Turkish refugees after running his truck into their car. Then, as the four lay dying, he decides to dump the evidence off a bridge instead of trying to help the victims.
Sentenced to twelve years in prison.
Three years per life.
Another touron, this time in India, is nursing his wounds after trying to take a selfie with a wild elephant after trespassing into a forbidden area.
I just wish the elephant had finished the job…
Julianne Moore evidently has posted a makeup-free bikini pic of herself at age 64.
Thanks, but no thanks.
Someone will; have to tell me about it.
What is it with all the “influencer” deaths lately?
They really are dying for attention.
Egad!
Just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse….
Enter Kathy (three-face) Griffin.
The third time was NOT the charm with facelifts.
Better luck next time!
The felonious assault charges against a lawbreaker in Washington, D.C. may be bumped up to “assault with a deadly weapon” after RFK checks to see if Subway sandwiches are all-natural, dye and preservative-free.
So far, it doesn’t look good.
Stay well.
