In a Pig’s Eye

Where did that expression come from?

I’ll bet it was someone who lived in a rural setting.

Pure genius is what that is.

In the latest “It will never happen to us” situation:

It happened.

ICE agent or not, if you, or any member of your family is in this country illegally, you will be deported.

Period.

Why is it so hard for everybody to understand that one simple fact?

And no matter what a bad day you are having, just be thankful you weren’t born to a family in East Afghanistan. A massive earthquake has just ripped through the country killing hundreds and leaving a shithole in ruins.

Happy Labor Day Weekend!

Just don’t go in the water at several beaches due to sewage contamination in the water or chemical dumping in several rivers where you are also not advised to swim in.

I still can’t do it.

I know British royal law commands it, but I will never refer to Camilla as “Queen.”

Surely, I can’t be the only one?

Every scientific study I see being made lately is about how the poisons we have been eating, drinking, and smoking since birth are killing us.

No shit Einstein.

Now, just for a second, imagine replacing the words eating, drinking and smoking with reading, exercising, and walking.

So, with nothing better to do, the dumbasses who study stupid shit like this would posit that reading, exercising and walking are killing us.

STFU.

You can always look at the bright side…

If you do get struck by an errant laser launched from outer space, at least it will be quick.

Some whackenheimer racist white guy (go figure, in Philly, of all places) who threatened death and harm to several black city employees is facing sentencing.

It is Philly, after all, so he will either fry or become another Philly cult hero.

Another “ding-dong-ditch prank and an eleven-year old has left this sphere of existence. I hope he had fun…

Thanks Tik-Tok.

What’s a Ute?

Those whacky Utes have voted to allow ICE agents to do their thing freely amongst their population.

Round ‘em up!

Move ‘em out!

Bonus demographic points if you knew there were less black and Mexican people in Utah than there are in Mississippi.

The President is evidently furious at how the paved-over rose garden at the White House came out.

Start with the idiot that wanted to pave it over in the first place…

And when you think of our brothers and sisters “down under” in Australia, you don’t think of immigration issues.

But evidently so, as tens of thousands marched in protest against outsiders.

I look at a map and I don’t see a lot of close neighbors, so it’s gotta be hard to migrate unless it is all people who go there and the overstay their visit which I’m sure is the case of many of those people being sought and deported by our new administration.

Word is we are no longer spending any time or resources on a wall—we have started construction on a massive sign which will be visible from deep space.

It says,” Welcome to Earth. Now go back.”

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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