Not in a Million Years

Now there’s pirates and then there are dumbass pirates.

It was a couple small groups of the latter that decided to attack and rob a U.S. warship off the coast of Somalia.

Now they are fish food.

How about we take the gloves off and replace all those silly little water hoses with lasers?

No warning shots.

Death.

Venezuela is jumping all froggy because their dumbass drug boat gets blown out of the water, so they send a couple jet fighters to “warn us.”

Warn us of what?

Let’s do it, froggy ones.

That’s right, Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro better watch his six.

You get your government and drug cartels (who’s to say they are not one and the same) and you put your army against the full might of the American war machine with our trigger-happy leader just waiting…..

Talk about a Death Wish.

But death may actually be a better option than living in Venezuela these days.

Listen to me, getting all Trumpy this morning.

A Minnesota (wouldn’t ya know?) shooter of two schoolchildren evidently showed “no warning signs” to indicate his nefarious intentions.

What more of a “warning sign” do you need than the fact he lives in a country with no control?

No control over its citizens, its guns or its politicians.

You reap what you sow, so STFU and keep attending funerals with half-sized coffins until you do something about it.

A couple of hikers in a New York wilderness got so stoned on mushrooms that they had to call for help. Now, I have consumed more than my share of mushrooms thanks to a girlfriend who grew them, and I can tell you that no matter how high I got, I would never call for help.

Not in a million years.

The only help I would need is where to find more of these great ‘shrooms?

Please don’t tell me they are thinking of having a Mike Tyson-Floyd Mayweather fight.

Tyson already humiliated himself with the Jake Paul fiasco and something tells me that he has not gotten younger and better since then.

Now it’s starting to become clear why DJT was screwing with Harvard University so much, withholding government research grant money and making life hard for them.

They refused admission to none other than the president’s dumbass son, who, instead, had to settle on NYU which he isn’t even bothering to attend.

No attendance, no problem.

Daddy will find a way, not to worry.

Am I the only one that thinks that Trump sycophant and head of the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem looks like a bloated old porn star?

Probably not.

Trump would know.

My only issue is with people who come into this country and do not make any attempts to pay the cost of their freedom and the opportunities this country can provide for them.

They don’t pay taxes which ALL Americans (except the rich) must do.

They don’t pay for their medical care or education which all Americans must do.

So why are they so surprised that someone is finally calling them out on it?

It’s way overdue if you ask me.

Here’s a thought: grant citizenship contingent on paying an invoice for all you have received illegally. Once you are paid up, you can apply for legal citizenship.

Not until.

Just remember: the world (or the USA) does not owe you a living.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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