Wake Me When It’s Over

Los Angeles, the City of Angels, is the site of the latest group of anti-ICE protesters jumping up and getting froggy with Kristi Noem’s gang.

My money is on ICE.

They have guns, have shown that they will not hesitate to use them, and if they err, it ill be on the side of stomp-your-face-first-ask-questions-later regardless of what the laws or courts say.

Welcome to the New Normal, although I must admit, it’s not what I initially imagined it to be.

You?

He’s trying to get his bribery conviction erased from his stellar record, but the judge doesn’t seem to be buying what the president is selling.

Of course he wants to get his conviction erased.

Otherwise people might begin to think he is not an honest person…

That old bird Melania is finally starting to look her age.

What is she 65-70?

What?

She’s 56?

Ouch.

My bad.

Buck up.

Stiff upper.

Happens to all of us.

The noose tightens…..

An email from the now infamous Epstein files indicates the president was a closer associate to the convicted sex offender than he claims.

Tell us something we don’t know.

That dumbass JD Vance needs to STFU.

When you see how truly worthless he is, you understand why he makes the perfect straight man for this administration.

Everybody needs a little comic relief.

The recent spate of layoffs across multiple industries has produced the highest number since The Great Depression.

Just another feather in his cap…

And just when I think of giving up, we come along and make animal cruelty a federal crime in the United States!

How badass is that?

They finally got something right.

Maybe, and it’s a big maybe, but maybe there’s hope for the human race after all.

The murder rate has dropped, so of course, the president is taking sole credit for it; no one else did a thing.

It was all him.

No biggie.

My Cocker Spaniel Murphy Corleone lost his tennis ball under our living room bookcase, and his brother Bruiser Corleone got it out for him.

Trump is taking credit for that, too.

Now he’s suing the Internal Revenue Service.

Ten billion.

How about first, you and Doc Brown (Elon Musk) put back the billions you have fleeced from the American people?

That would be nice.

He is on a name-everything-after-the-great-me kick right now, so go ahead, name everything after him and the nanosecond he is voted out of office, just rename everything back.

Boom!

Did it again.

I can’t believe I am the only one that thought of that solution.

It’s a two-horse race with Michelle Obama squaring off against Melania Trump as the first ladies find different results in recent numbers for their movies.

Melania has been a stinkbomb from the get-go and Michelle Obama’s Becoming is not exactly Gone With the Wind.

Melania Trump has the height and reach advantage, but Michelle Obama is from the South Side of Chicago.

Like Bad Bad Leroy Brown.

Obama by submission in the first…

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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