Here today.
Gone tomorrow.
Once again, that dumbass “genius inventor” Elon Musk sends up a spaceship only to have it fall back to earth in failure (again!).
And just like that (snap of fingers) he is no longer a trillionaire.
He now only has hundreds of billions.
Poor guy.
Elaine Angene Escoe thought she could escape the long arm of the law by fleeing from justice and hiding out in Jamaica, but they just nabbed her and brought her back to Florida to face the music for her role in stealing millions from funds meant for COVID victims.
She is the lowest form of lowlife loser and will very likely spend the next several years in federal prison where she belongs.
The hourglass has been turned over and there are thirty days worth of sand trickling down…
That is how long the Department of Justice has to quit fucking around and do what they are being overpaid to do… release the unredacted Epstein files so we can finally see on paper what we already know—that there is a freak living in the White House.
Why aren’t we making A.I. data centers provide their own water for their energy-eating needs?
Problem solved.
Dylan Mulvaney is back in the news again and he’s not happy with the president for bringing him back into the spotlight after mentioning him four times in his remarks at the recent White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
Canadian idiots Brook and Kraig Koski need to learn what “Dogs must be kept on leash at all times” means. They thought they were so cool posting a viral video that just highlighted their idiocy and irresponsibility, endangering not only their lives (which I could give two shits about), but most importantly, they put their own dog at risk of getting killed by a bear, a well-known resident of Banff National Park in Canada.
Hopefully, the Canadian justice system is nothing like the United States, so they might actually administer some justice to the pair of fools and fine them the maximum $25,000.
If they want to post a video of them paying the fine, I’ll hit on it….
Ex-FBI Director James Comey is asking to have his foolish indictment dismissed in federal court. When asked why he took a picture of seashells arranged in “8647” order, he remarked that he ran out of seashells trying to write “Trump is a douchebag.”
Not really, but I think that’s funny.
Just like an Epstein Island survivor, the infamous sex trafficking Tate brothers are disillusioned because they were under the impression the president would intervene on their behalf. I mean they’re really just a couple of misunderstood blokes.
Just ask Barron, he’ll tell you.
Get in line.
Steve Hilton, a Republican candidate seeking to unseat that crook Democrat governor Gavin Newsom, is telling people, “It’s OK to hate Trump and vote for me.”
It might secure him a slew of votes, but I don’t think that will make it as a campaign slogan anytime soon.
Too many words for a button.
Stay well.
