They are putting up a two-billion dollar amusement park amid all the hustle and bustle of northeast Oklahoma, just off Route 66.
Over by that old steer skull.
Talk about setting yourself up for failure. Imagine jumping on a plane, exotic locales and lush tropical gardens dancing through your head as you lay back to dream.
You wake up in Oklahoma.
At least Florida, with its Nazi-wannabe douchebag Desantis, has beaches, bikinis, and year-round golf.
Oklahoma?
Well, let’s just say there won’t be as much lush vegetation or trees; at least Arizona has cactus.
With no trees and little vegetation, there is nothing to stop the wind, so I am thinking the ferris wheel is definitely out. Even the plane trip there would be boring once you clear the Rockies or Appalachians.
Flat.
I lived and worked for a time in Oklahoma and the people are the real deal.
Hard-working.
Honest.
No bullshitting.
Not like the super-humans I dwell amongst now. I mean, I’ve said it before, but the people out here in Ohio are huge. Even little kids are big. And don’t get me started about the large grandparents and sometimes great-grandparents that I play for in my charity shows at nursing homes and rehabilitation centers!
Waiting for older, prejudiced and ignorant people to die off is an agonizingly slow process, but since murder is also illegal, we wait…
Mass shootings.
Again.
This time, in one of the last remaining “It’ll never happen here” places, the Caribbean, five people are killed. Pretty soon the only places that you can visit without fear of dying to death, will be the places no one wants to go to in the first place.
That is pretty fucked up, to say the least.
Now, it’s getting stupid-crazy, the money for athletes.
Kylian Mbappe, arguably the greatest soccer (football) player in the world, is looking at a contract of ten years and 1.1 billion dollars. He plays a game, runs fast, passes the ball well, and can put the ball into the net. For doing that, he gets something like, two MILLION dollars per game.
A high school teacher, whose responsible for fine-tuning our next generation of aspiring leaders, and getting them ready to contribute to our civilization and society, well, they make about five THOUSAND dollars per month.
So China and North Korea are all up in arms because the US Navy sent a nuclear submarine to the area, just to remind them who they are fucking with. I think we should send one in the area MONTHLY. This really blew Kim Jong-un’s dress up and he got his panties in a bunch.
Very sorry to see Tony Bennett pass.
Great man.
He also sang.
So this crazy dumbass Travis King is making his parents proud, getting arrested in South Korea for being a belligerent American asshole, breaking out, and fleeing to communist North Korea. I wouldn’t want to be him right now. If he is NOT being detained (and you KNOW he is), his life is worth shit.
Beatings are probably the least of his worries.
Most likely scenario I see is he is now gone from Private Dumbass to bargaining chip for some very bad individual.
Oh, this one made me crack up.
The Connecticut State police want to clear the air of any misconceptions about them and a set of false statistics that may indicate that they have been racial profiling. An audit of their tickets issued showed they are NOT racist.
They are thieves.
They issued false tickets on phony stops and who knows?, maybe out of boredom? the Keepers of the People’s Trust no longer have it.
Losers.
These were the kids you worked alongside growing up, sitting on their asses while everyone else pitched in.
But don’t listen to me, because the older I get, the longer the List of the Doomed I carry around in my gourd “when I am over everything.”
Mayor Eric Adams is a piece of work. Friend of the White Man. Friend of the Black Man.
Immigrants?
Stay out.
Has this buffoon looked in the mirror lately?
I have scoured scores of images of the signing of the Declararation of Independence and zero, make that less than zero, black people were on hand so, being known for my economy of words, I say to you shut the fuck up.
Bud Light give up.
I was raised on soul music because that was the music that young girls danced to. If it would have been Davidian chants they danced to, I would have learned that. One of my favorites was My Girl by the Temptations; that was a slow one. If you could not score with the young dance partner you brought to the dance when that song was played, you were doing something wrong.
If your girl was teetering on the edge of going for it or not, you waited for Percy.
Percy Sledge would sing When a Man Loves a Woman and…
Money.
Just like the littlest kid in the playground who has his big brother behind him, South Korea is warning their northern nemesis they will be “wiped off the map” if they follow through with that idiot Jong-un’s threats of a nuclear response. Kind of makes you entertain thoughts like are they far enough away from us so we don’t feel any effects from the total annhilation and elimination of North Korea from the map of humanity?
That doesn’t sound good.
Its stuff like this that puts in jeopardy my streak of zero nuclear bombs dropped in my lifetime.
I pray to God it continues…
Once again, breaking through the glass ceiling of the good ole’ boys network and illustrating that greed and avarice are not confined solely in the male domain is thieving, conniving bitch Caroline Ellison.
If it sounds to good to be true…
I will end with my girl Marjorie Taylor Greene fucking up again, holding up pix of Hunter Biden and a female prostitute?
Trump does it, no big deal (and evidently, from the porn star’s mouth) neither is he or the Little Prez.
And always remember this: as fucked up, as corrupt, as nefarious and let’s say it, horrific, as this country can be, it’s still better than most.
Stay well.
