Just Me Being Me

So the Joe Biden family is staying at a place up on Lake Tahoe. I wonder if it is the same place the Corleone family stayed…

The friggin’ planet is ON FIRE, but there’s no global warming.

Right.

I am going to reserve judgement until I get ther full story, but tragedy struck a fourteen year-old kid after a boating accident in Lake Austin in Texas.

I truly hope alcohol did not contribute to the crime, but if it did, I smell a conviction on criminally negligent homicide if not man one. I am sure you noticed I have watched Law and Order a few times.

Frozen bodies are sliding down mountains, but there’s no global warming.

Mississippi police are apologizing for taking a ten year-old kid to jail for public urination.

Don’t.

I think he should learn a lesson that the laws are there for a reason.

Now what’s he gonna think, now that he got off the hook? He’ll probably think, since he is black, that the world favors the black man in business, society, and civiliization.

That would be an error in judgement.

Of mass proportions.

How in the hell do we still have a problem with people trying to cross our borders and enter the USA? Our country is fucked up and the only thing separating us from the third-world countries of the world is the failed coup attempt of January 6, 2021.

I have a very conspicuous grin as I puff on this 35% THC flower, and if I wasn’t this stoned, I’d be a lot more passionate about this frightening part of our country’s history.

I really have to “bite my tongue” when I hear of complaints from migrants.

The Maui fire was not an act of arson. It was a combination of drought and high wind conditions that almost erased this proud place.

But there’s no global warming.

It seems a Proud Boy could not bring himself to face the music, so he is on the run. He has changed his name, however, to Douchebag Dumbshit Fuckchops Chickenshit Boy.

I hope he dies cold, alone, and afraid, in a strange, dark place.

But that’s me all over.

Tell ya what kind of world we live in. Taiwan clocks 42 Chinese aircraft and it’s just another day at the office.

No biggie.

I’m getting up early to watch the Lionesses of Jolly Olde England play the speedy Spanish Women’s World Cup Team. I just knew the American women were doomed when they started being arrogant asses and automatically mentally penciled themselves into the final just by showing up.

Instead they showed out.

With all this conference realignment going on in college football, the constant rumor will be of the Fighting Irish of the University of Notre Dame joining a conference.

Should, but not gonna happen.

They SHOULD because a share of conference revenues would be LARGE.

But they WON’T, because they treasure their identity of being somewhat autonomous in building a national schedule.

But guess what? Who you gonna play when all the teams are scheduled with their own conference schedules?

Here are the Independents: Notre Dame, Army, UConn, UMass, and Army.

I think it makes most sense to join the Big Ten, but we shall see. I am excited to see God’s favorite team Notre Dame play the Navy team in Dublin next Saturday.

We don’t have a home-field advantage; we have a home COUNTRY advantage!

I am not sure exactly HOW sexist this is going to sound, but since my spouse, the Domestic Despot, thinks EVERYTHING I say is sexist, I’ll try: I think it is nice how we are all living longer, healthier lives (some of us), but some women try to grasp at one last whisper of a vestige of soft-skinned youth and opt for hopeless surgical miracles.

They look like ducks.

And who the hell came up with the notion that lips like Daisy Duck are sexy anyway?

That bald little lawn gnome Putin’s right-hand man is talking shit now. Nuclear holocaust blah blah blah.

Do it pussy!

Stop talkin’ about it and do it or shut the fuck up!

The preceeding is what I envision the VERY LAST CONVERSATION will sound like between Trump and Putin.

Be kind to animals and…

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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