Between the countries that we have been banned, or encouraged not to travel to, and the countries that are banning their citizens from visiting us, it just looks a whole lot easier to stay home, have a few cool ones, relax, and shoot the first person who makes a noise outside your front door.
jk.
A tour boat capsizes off the coast of Bali and it was easy to see why. The dumbasses had packed the small vessel like a soldier-packed battleship returning from World War II.
They were following that long-treasured sailor’s belief that more people equals more money.
What do think you are, Americans?
Three douchebags who happen to be non-citizens (boo! hiss!) were arrested transporting five-million dollars’ worth of meth in San Diego. Now just how much of a chance do you give them of living out a long and happy life here in the good ol’ USA?
If you find yourself in debt of twenty-thousand or more dollars, the administration is thinking of reviving that venerable old debt solution…
Debtor’s prison.
Clarence Thomas just said something in the press, but I don’t know what it was, because I don’t read anything about him at all. I don’t care to hear what a lying, cheating, corrupt dumbass like Thomas has to say, so STFU.
If you want to put an end to all the drunk-ass bullshit that goes on at airports or on the planes themselves, stop selling alcohol in airports or on planes!
Dare I say it?
Boom!
I did it again.
I say treat the offense as what it is: terrorism.
Mandatory first offense penalty: 10k fine and six months in prison.
No plea bargains.
There I go dreaming again…
It’s not all that hard to figure out why women are not having as many children as in the past.
West Virginia will arrest a woman if she has a miscarriage.
That’s the spirit.
That will get ‘em lining up to give kids a chance to be killed by a lunchtime assassin. Or a chance to get kidnapped and human trafficked into slavery and worse. Or even more likely, the chance to be killed by a frustrated parent because they just couldn’t deal with them anymore.
That dumbass Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk wants to send a spaceship to Mars.
Hello?
Anyone in there?
You can’t even make an electric truck worth a shit.
Baby steps, douchebag, baby steps.
Speaking of douchebag dumbasses, some idiot in Virginia illegally kills over twenty beautiful bald eagles and hawks because they were killing the ducks at his pond that he wanted to kill himself!
In my head, it is the birds who are armed and it is the man in the article that gets shot, eaten, and excreted by various animals as the better parts of his life sink to bottom of the pond with the rest of the duckshit.
A very fitting denouement if you ask me.
Thank goodness I am not a vindictive person.
Stay well.
