Grab Your Ankles

Showing they are indeed the Beverly Hillbillies of the world, those wacky French want to swim in the sewer that is, and always has been since the French Industrial Revolution, the Seine River. They ended up opening the river for public swimming on Saturday and shut it back down in exactly ONE day.

Oops to all those nuts who drank and gulped in all that E coli on Saturday.

Sixty-thousand Hondurans, Nicaraguans, and Nepalese are suing the Trump administration.

Raise your hand if you think they have a chance of winning.

Still waiting.

Chalk up one gore and three injuries for the bulls of Pamplona in their annual running.

I was hoping for more…

A Trump official was actually mocked for saying that “American people are willing to work migrant jobs.”

Really?

Then we should be paying out zero unemployment is what you are telling me?

Suh-weet.

My sense of class and decorum prevent me from naming the author, but take my word for it; she’s a dumbass.

Her headline was How to avoid contributing to overtourism in Mexico City as residents protest against gentrification.

I hope her story had a 3 ½ word limit.

Don’t go there.

That numbnuts California Governor Gavin Newsom is making over one hundred million dollars available to build low-income housing in the remnants of the Palisades wildfire. I wonder if they’ll build them right on the beach?

Probably not.

We used to throw the hell surf parties there.

A guy who was arrested and imprisoned for his actions in the infamous Jan. 6th coup attempt wants to officially refuse the presidential pardon he was offered because he believes that both he and President Trump belong in jail for their respective actions.

Timing.

Dude.

Now is not the time to develop a conscience, at least not a public one. Now is the time to say and do anything that will get your ass out of jail and don’t fuckup again. You want to change the system, write a letter.

What a surprise,

The Ohio lawmakers were all set to reform the current marijuana laws specific to medical and recreational sales, imposing restrictions, sanctions, and other impediments to the cannabis industry.

But somewhere along the line an executive saw that the recently-passed bill allowing the sales of recreational marijuana has so far amassed 619 million dollars, and total sales approached 3 billion.

Money talks…

“Everybody gotta die sometime, Red,” to quote Tom Berenger from Platoon.

Alcohol.

Tobacco.

Microplastics.

Gen Z has added another to the list.

Diet Coke.

All eyes were on the glitter of some of the games’ greatest stars, but it was the TEAM of Paris Saint-Germain that whipped the living shit out of Kylian Mbappe, Vinicius Jr. et al to reserve their pace in the final of the Club World Cup Championship match against none other than the Premier League stalwarts the Chelea Blues.

Not exactly how it will go, but I’m backing the Blues to go all the way.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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