It looks like I will be watching this year’s version of the Puppy Bowl this year instead of the “halftime show” peddling yet another felonious rapper dumbass named Shawn Carter to a polarized nation at the upcoming Super Bowl. Republican representative John McGuire from Virginia is voting NOT to raise the legal age for marriageContinue reading “Psyche!”
Category Archives: Premier League
Hold on to Your Hats
If the rumors are true and Kim Jong-un has passed, the whacky sister is going to take over next. She’s gonna make her brother look like a pussy before she’s done. Meanwhile, Florida keeps extending its enviable record of killing criminals with number 18 now done and gone. Every story I read lately about ManchesterContinue reading “Hold on to Your Hats”
Sailing Right Along
I’ll tell you who is NOT sailing right along—Manchester United. Tightwad ownership has once again led to cut-rate results from the squad as they flounder their way through another year of disappointment. Most recently, a 2-0 defeat at Atletico Madrid in Champions league play highlighted the team’s lack of chemistry, and resultantly, loss of cohesion,Continue reading “Sailing Right Along”
Call it What it Is
Still waiting… Brighton, after selling off their premier players, still whipped ass on Manchester United 3-2 to send them packing from the Carabao Cup in the first round. Let’s take a look at the Reds, shall we? Failure to shore up the midfield. Failure to negotiate a Marcus Rashford exit. Failure to secure a world-classContinue reading “Call it What it Is”
Is Anybody Out There?
A CIA (Caught in the Act) officer was found to have forty million-dollars in gold bars in his house and you know damn good and well nothing will become of it. This is America. He’ll probably get a promotion (along with a few donation requests from politicians). His plea deal will ensure he faces noContinue reading “Is Anybody Out There?”
Can We Just Take a Moment?
CBS News is reporting that our military leaders in the Middle East have been told “Operation Epic Fury” is over. Now they want to call the aftermath of their Keystone Cops of an “action” Operation Freedom. “Operation Horseshit” is more like it. Up until when the Vietnamese shooed off the last Huey helicopter from theContinue reading “Can We Just Take a Moment?”
2026-7 Premier League Outlook
Ouch. My ass stings and so should the collective asses known as the Manchester United Red Devil football club. After a strong finish to last season, a volatile transfer window, the procurement of several strong midfielders and the return of once-favorite son Marcus Rashford (albeit as a second-half substitute), the Reds opened this season atContinue reading “2026-7 Premier League Outlook”
I Promise
Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breakingContinue reading “I Promise”
Sports Revisited
It was nice to see Mauricio Pochettino given a new four-year contract to coach the United States Men’s national soccer (football) team. It is my opinion that he was the coach who did the most with what he had to work with in spite of getting thoroughly ass-whipped by those wacky Belgians. But you areContinue reading “Sports Revisited”
Earth to Maddogg
Is it just me, or when Brittany Spears opens her eyes real wide doesn’t she look exactly like Anthony Hopkins’ dummy in the 1978 movie Magic? Scary. That dumbass deadbeat Nicki Minaj needs to pay her lawyers. She’s pulling a “Trump.” The Department of (in) Justice isn’t fucked up enough? You want to make thatContinue reading “Earth to Maddogg”
