All Hands on Deck

The owner of a restaurant is being forced to pay over three million dollars to a Sous Chef for the torment and physical abuse he suffered under the restaurant’s Executive Chef for two and a half years.

Although I was fortunate enough to work for owners with very deep pockets, I would never put at risk my job by assaulting my Sous Chef.

He (or she) represented the only worry-free time I could sneak away from the kitchen for, usually a half-day per week if I was lucky.

That’s why the TV show Hell’s Kitchen was so campy.

Never happen in the real world.

The new White House Press Secretary is quickly becoming my favorite dumbass. First, it was Sarah Palin, then Marjorie Taylor Green, and now Karoline Leavitt. If DJT deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, then my dog Bruiser should at least garner some votes for stopping Ollie, my sister-in-law’s visiting doggie, from smelling his brother Murphy’s bum.

It looks like the State Department is next as the president’s budget cuts necessitate the termination of some 1350 employees.

Florida officials are very relieved when they found past criminal histories for the lucky chosen few incarcerated at the infamous Alligator Alcatraz.

Whew!

They just knew they were guilty of something when they picked them up…

They gave some dumbass from Atlanta (where else?) 150 years in prison for murdering his daughter and sexually assaulting several others.

It isn’t enough.

Those dumbass Proud Boys are none too happy with the president, saying “they took the fall for him.”

Darn, I was hoping to get some sleep tonight…

Killings by police are up nationwide. Why can’t they be like our president, all lovey-dovey and welcoming to all?

Finally!

It takes tiny Madagascar to deliver a punishment that fits the crime.

Some douchebag was sentenced to life with hard labor AND castration for the rape and attempted murder of a six-year old child.

Hard labor.

We need to reinstate those words in our prison sentences. Enough of these liberal idiots wanting to re-educate and reintegrate prisoners back in society.

I say throw away the key.

Tom Brady says that Sofia Vergara is a bit long in the tooth to date, preferring younger, less wrinkled women.

Alas, Father Time claims another ex-hottie.

I thought it hilarious that they cast Lady Gagme opposite Bradley Cooper in A Star is Born the 2018 box office dud. Movies like that never work when the leading man is so much better-looking than the female lead.

Hey, it’s Bradley Cooper; at least try and keep it believable.

He wouldn’t give a big nose hag like that a second look in reality.

Squatters are the lowest human life form on the planet and they all deserve to die cold, alone, and afraid in a strange dark place.

But that’s just me…

The Pennsylvania (of course) douchebag that severed his father’s head and posted a video of it online was sentenced to life without parole.

His defense attorney got the death penalty off the table which highlights our impotent system of justice.

Ever hear of tiny Madagascar?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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