If This Don’t Beat All

Some douchebag gets in his car and mows down 23 people in East Hollywood, CA.

When things like this happen, I always wonder what reason could they possibly have to commit such a crime?

At least he has a good reason this time.

He got thrown out of a club, got his ass whipped, and was shot for his troubles.

You can go ahead and keep the bullet slug in your back.

So wait. We did NOT “completely destroy” Iran’s nuclear capability?

Better get a fact-checker.

That’s not what the Commander-in-Chief says.

The families and survivors of the Uvalde, TX school massacre are suing the video website developers of the extremely popular game Call to Duty as they seek to blame ANYBODY for the shooting of their precious babies.

Forget about the gross cowardice and incompetence displayed by the Keystone Cops, er, I mean the Uvalde Police Department.

Your kids were fucked up, no doubt. But they didn’t start shooting until AFTER they were picked on, bullied, and ostracized and THAT, not the video games they played, is the reason it happened.

Just a belated money-grab if you ask me.

That dumbass California Governor Gavin Newsom hopes to “sue Donald Trump for everything.”

What everything?

Not anymore.

Get in line.

I think we are starting to see a pattern develop in the USSR-Ukraine war.

Last week, many bombs were launched by Russia and the death toll was …one.

Yesterday, the Russians send over 300 bomber drones and killed exactly…one.

Buckle up.

It’s gonna be a bumpy flight.

At the risk of sounding one hundred years old, I have to say that some of the applications Artificial Intelligence is being used for really creep me out.

I am not at all excited to “bring my dead relatives to life” or turn their old pictures into a movie.

That is just plain creepy.

Highlighting our wonderful ICE activity in Atlanta, Georgia (of course!), we look at the case of the homeless person (they ARE people, after all, whether they disgust you or not) who was crushed to death by a bulldozer.

A bulldozer.

I know things have gone to hell in America, but if I do recall correctly (and I do!) they used bulldozers to remove citizens in Soylent Green.

An Albanian in England is taunting the Brits and trolling the Home Office about their inability to legally deport him until his hearing for asylum has concluded.

Yeah, dumbass.

Try coming over here and trying that crap with the president. It wouldn’t end well for you, I promise.

Courthouses, DMV’s, schools, hospitals, City Halls, and even churches and mosques.

It fucking doesn’t matter.

If you are in this country illegally, you will be found and deported. At the very minimum, you will be fucked with, and your lives will get turned upside-down.

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker is expected to sign a bill that would end legal standing for losers who occupy someone else’s property and eliminates the lengthy trial process from delaying their eviction from the property that they are illegally occupying.

It is a much better plan than I would come up for these scumwads.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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