If  Not When…

The article started by saying what Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce had to say about the movie Home Alone.

Quite frankly, I could give two shits what he has to say about anything other than why the Chiefs will be watching the playoffs on TV instead of defending their AFC Championship. I would like to see what he has to say about his case of the “dropsies” and his new nickname of Old Butterfingers.

Maybe it was due to all the time he spent following Taylor Swift around like a lovestruck puppy and dressing up like a clown in tails and top hat.

You are not going to be any younger or skilled next season, so why risk it?

I am not 100% but I don’t see it happening with the pair.

Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk said that American negotiators at the recent Berlin Summit “promised” a U.S. military response to any Russian aggression against the Poles.

And he believed them?

Doesn’t he know that you can’t trust anyone in this administration?

From the top down.

Many of the different nations of the world are starting to get it.

They are ending, or are attempting to rid, animal abusers from our midst.

Scotland.

Japan.

Mexico.

Germany has a zoo of holograms of endangered animals.

That is an elite level of stewardship and actually gives me a glimmer of hope for the future of this planet after I depart.

Robert F. Kennedy, who I consider one of the biggest douchebags on Capitol Hill, has actually done something surprisingly intelligent.

He has ended medical animal testing on dogs and cats.

 Monkeys, too.

WTF with all these cruise liner deaths recently?

The most recent story was a couple days ago about a passenger on a cruise ship who was served thirty-three alcoholic beverages and was later found dead on the ship.

33.

Nostradamus I am not, but I did, however, correctly predict that people were fed up with the silly TikTok challenges like the doorbell dash and the kick the door routine and now, sure enough, some youngsters are forfeiting their entire future lives for a few “thumbs up” on their webpages.

People are fed up.

And shooting kids.

Returning Russian prisoners of war who had the audacity to NOT SURRENDER and KILL THEMSELVES instead, are not finding smooth sailing or a welcoming country.

Oh hell no.

They are being sent right back to the front.

Or imprisoned.

Sent to work camps.

WTF were you thinking?

Why the hell did you come back to the country that is doing all it can to kill you?

They say that “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

What a load of horseshit.

What kills you kills you.

Dead.

Unemployment went up, but so did the total number of new jobs filled.

WTF?

New jobs filled by people willing to subjugate their humanity for a balding madman and his twisted vision for America.

ICE.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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