The president invited a bunch of professional rodeo cowboys to the White House, and one thing is as clear as the Ponderosa sky…
The Cowboy-in Chief looked like he needs to skip the chuckwagon.
He’s looking like fifty pounds of manure in a twenty-five pound saddlebag.
Astronomers confirm they have seen a laser beam from eight billion light years away which is so hard to believe they can see that far with their heads up their asses and all.
Cher’s daughter Chastity Bono married another woman.
Big deal.
People do it all the time.
So many people are posting online about unsatisfactory restaurant experiences.
It’s not about food, service, or ambience.
No.
Gratuities.
If, when, and how much to tip become questions for the ages when compensating your hosts and stewards.
Why?
Make it easier for them.
A.I. is doing everything else, why not program a universal platform for computing appropriate tips on bills?
First, have it classify eating establishments in tiers.
A fine-dining four-star eatery will not have the same gratuity calculated as say a fast food burger joint.
In my world where I am over everything, there is no such thing as tipping at a fast-food establishment.
It really takes a different breed of cat to be a restauranteur; it is a passion, and I fear the industry is being more and more stratified just like our society.
Rich people eat here and pay 30% gratuity and poor people eat at lower-quality establishments and only tip 15%.
Sounds about like America.
Tell you what.
Why don’t we just go to food trucks and street vendors and do something constructive with all the empty restaurants?
Ghislaine Maxwell has got to be smelling pretty ripe these days…
Sexy.
Some guy in Texas stabbed and killed his wife’s lover and he got sentenced to seventy years.
I’m shocked.
I didn’t even think that was a crime in Texas.
NBC News is reporting that flying in America is getting less fun…
Really?
More fun than fighting off some ignorant dumbass that wants to upgrade their seats with yours?
More fun than trying to squeeze yourself into what little space remains after some fat piece of shit who doesn’t know when to put down the fork tries to fit into a passenger cabin meant for humans when they need a cattle carrier to move around in?
More fun than enduring some ignorant kid with ignorant parents who let them kick the back of your seat all flight long?
More fun than unnecessary delays in your travel itinerary which may or may NOT be reimbursed?
More fun than flying into a skyscraper?
More fun than having to land in the middle of the Hudson River?
More fun than colliding with a military transport due to understaffed TSA control towers?
More fun than taking the chance you will be blown out of the sky with a surface-to-air missile (SAM) launched by some maniac who is taking issue with our own maniac in charge?
More fun than that?
No thanks.
I’ll take the train, thank you.
Stay well.
