Everybody has one.
Even the coolest, most fearless of us has one. It may not be obvious, hell, it may not even be detectable, but believe me, it’s there.
Somewhere hidden within.
We “break” because we are human.
If we didn’t break, we would be robots like the ones that idiot Elon Musk tries to “invent.”
Except his robots do break.
So do his electric trucks.
So do his spaceships.
The Jetsons have far more successful take-offs and landings than Space-X will ever see, and I bet they spent less money, too.
Here’s some food for thought: If everybody puts down rich people because they are rich, then why the hell do they want to be rich, too?
Sometimes I can’t answer either.
I am amazing; I agree with you.
You know what?
Just wake the fat-ass up on his last day in office and send him on his way.
That way, he just stays out of the way and can’t steal anymore or fuck up any more of our foreign relations.
What the hell is that old buzzard Paul Pelosi doing driving?
Dumbass.
Hit and run.
No excuse.
You would have thought that thump on the head with a hammer would have knocked some sense into him…
One of my all-time favorite football players happens to be ex-U.S. goalie Hope Solo and girl is still looking fine. The fact that she got fucked up and beat the shit out of her boyfriend is definitely NOT a dealbreaker (the Domestic Despot just walked in and thumped me on the head after reading my last couple lines.)
After hearing she was coming out of retirement, I said of Serena Williams, “You go girl!”
After watching the aging Serena Williams struggle to her first round loss to a player twenty years her junior, I said of Serena Willaims. “Time for you to go girl.”
Joker’s next on the “Have I stayed too long at the fair?” list.
I don’t get it.
That 67 year-old hag Madonna is refusing gigs because they are “incompatible with how she sees her current standing in the industry.”
Newsflash!
No longer the Queen of Pop.
More like the Princess of Poop.
That pic of you with a guitar isn’t rad; it just highlights your embarrassing Support-hose and your bony legs.
Your current standing in the industry is aging has-been.
Turn the page.
Catfishing.
Kittenfishing.
Call it what it is.
It’s lying.
Deceit.
Insecurity.
That kind of crap wouldn’t be happening if you just pulled your face away from your phone for a minute and went out and actually met a real in-the-flesh person.
Talk to them.
If you don’t know how, find a YouTube video to show you, or use Artificial Intelligence since you are obviously lacking in the real stuff.
They are garnishing the wages of an Atlanta cop until he pays back twenty-one million dollars.
What the hell is this guy’s salary?
Do they really expect the debt to be ameliorated in this lifetime?
Dumbasses.
Speaking of paying your debts…
E Jean Carroll is still waiting, tapping her foot as she forces our portly president to abide by a court’s ruling (for once!) and pay the five million-plus she is owed by the pervert and don’t count on her letting go of the other suit tied to Trump’s failed assault on her which now stands at eighty-three million dollars (all the while accumulating interest) and counting.
Like I said, everyone has a breaking point…
Stay well.
