John Cena had a good run. But like all good things… Now that he is hand-stitching his hair to his scalp, it’s time to call it a day, Champ. He says his body is screaming at him to retire. I hope he listens to it. Every so often Florida screws up and does something right…Continue reading “Always the Last to Know”
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Take a Hike
So it’s not just arrogant Americans… Australia has its share of dumbasses who have no respect for nature or the planet on which we dwell. Don’t they have a clue what “protected” forests are? People like them should leave our ecosystem. They are just taking up good oxygen that a tree or bush could beContinue reading “Take a Hike”
The Criminal Mindset
I have it. But to quote Tricky Dick: “I am not a crook!” (you know you put up two “peace” signs and said it like him). I am guilty of wanting the flash before substance, but I draw the line which is what real criminals don’t do. The quick buck. So risky, yet wrong onContinue reading “The Criminal Mindset”
Come and Get Some
It has to be somewhere… We are pillaging countries all around the globe for untold billions in ransom money (tariffs), so you would figure our national debt would show a reduction. Hardly. We are even further into debt than ever to the tune of a 109 billion-dollar increase. We can’t win. The president is deployingContinue reading “Come and Get Some”
The Way of the World
She wanted to be famous. Now ol’ what’s-her-name from Tempe, Arizona (my old stomping grounds) is pushing up cacti. Dead in her teens. Thanks once again goes to TikTok. In this corner, weighing (according to himself) a svelte 180 pounds of all muscle, is the president of the United States. In this corner, outweighed byContinue reading “The Way of the World”
The Rule of Law
Yet another idiot tourist in Yellowstone National Park thought he’d be cute and knowingly break a federal law by flying a drone in the park when it is plainly posted that this is illegal. But why post the possible fine and/or jail time if you are never going to utilize and enforce them? Six monthsContinue reading “The Rule of Law”
Numbers Do Lie
Our Chief Executive is in the process of revising our census for the United States of America. After eliminating all the illegal immigrants and their descendants, it is now official: there are 42 people living in America. A couple of douchebags posing as parents in Barcelona, Spain weren’t going to let a silly little thingContinue reading “Numbers Do Lie”
Well I’ll Be
When I started reading a story that said young people are suffering from the effects of Peniaphobia, I just figured it meant they are horny just like my generation was. But no. They fear falling into crushing debt and being destitute in a world that continues to stratify itself by the second. If that isContinue reading “Well I’ll Be”
Tennessee
I have a great affinity for the state, as I spent a summer in Lebanon, just forty miles west of Nashville, training to be a Cracker Barrel manager. I fell in love with the miles of greenery, very unlike Phoenix, Arizona where I joined the company. Great golf and awesome fishing are two takeaways fromContinue reading “Tennessee”
