I Find it Hard to Believe

That dipshit Trump is going to skip the Republican debates.

Oh, I get the political strategy; he is so far ahead of anyone in the party he doesn’t NEED the debates and wants to maintain the illusion of distance, and what stupid-ass thing can he say that we haven’t heard his dumb-ass self spew before? Is he actually listening to his advisors?

I just can’t help but think he won’t be able to control his egomaniacal narcissism and miss the opportunity to hear his own voice, no matter how much of a fool he makes of himself.

Hitler was like that.

Just ONE MORE REASON that Putin is having to get creative in his recruitment of corpses, er soldiers, as the Russians are now reported as firing on their own troops. Now, I might just be an old country boy from East L.A. but getting fired on by anybody is bad enough, but your own soldiers? And I don’t suppose taking the paper and telling the recruiter that you’ll “take it home and sleep on it for a few days,” is gonna fly.

I don’t think that’s an option in Russia.

The headline asks “What’s at stake in Guatemala elections?”

Oh, that’s a hard one to answer.

NOT!

It’s still a third-world country, so what’s at stake is the chance to rule like a king, take all the money you can get for yourself, fuck over the people who elected you, and kill anyone who opposes you.

I suppose there is a reason the Russians had not launched a space missile in decades.

The one they just sent up, could not miss the moon and instead of landing the spaceship like a butterfly with hot feet on the moon’s surface, it crashed like a junkie at a Grateful Dead concert.

Will someone, ANYONE, please put a sock in the foul mouth of Marjorie Taylor Greene? She reminds me of the little baby on The Little Rascals TV show that was such a pain in the ass that I wanted to kill her to death (at age two.)

So the Republican Senator from Louisiana thinks “Donald Trump should withdraw from the race,” due to his several indictments.

Wow.

I wonder if he cares about your sentiments, but I’m thinking he doesn’t.

Speaking of dumbass politicians, a story (supposedly) by a fellow Yale Secret Society member spoke about how condescending Ron Desantis was as he acknowledged her. I find that easier to believe than the fact the fellow member was a Mexican woman from Texas.

A U.S. Naval commanding officer was relieved of his command because his superiors had “lost confidence in his ability to command.” In the corporate world, you are pretty much finished if you see those words on one of your evaluations, and I’m thinking that’s pretty much the same in the military arena.

Those Brits.

Gotta love ’em.

They hand down their harshest sentence (shiver shiver) life in prison without parole to a serial baby-killing nurse.

Tell you what.

If you really want to make her pay for her heinous crimes, put her in L.A. County jail for a couple weeks. After she is gang-raped (by some of the prisoners, too) she might begin to reflect negatively on her misdeeds.

Oh the glee some Californians get when they see redneck stories emanting from Redneckland, basically, anywhere that is NOT California. But this time, their pieces-of-shit cops were too lazy, stupid, and corrupt to do their own schoolwork to get a degree.

They should spay and neuter these miscreants who give cheaters a bad name so they cannot reproduce as it is obvious their parents and grandparents allowed this anti-social criminal behavior to nurture under their tutelage.

Them too.

No one escapes Maddogg’s wrath, evidently.

Not even me.

Unless I fuck up.

I’ll let you know when and if that ever happens.

Some skank cheater thief was unapologetic as she was sentenced to threre and a half years in prison after stealing from taxpayers, becoming an illegal bank fraud prifiteer at the taxper’s expense.

Why should she be apologetic?

I am sure she hid enough ill-gotten gains to cover a good lawyers’ fee. She knows our shell of a justice system isn’t a laughing stock for nothing.

A soccer tournament in Canada which was being staged to promote WORLD PEACE, had to be cancelled due to a VIOLENT BRAWL between 400 people in the stadium.

Perfect.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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