The Changing of the Guard

So to speak.

Everywhere you look, there are new faces replacing the, er, mature ones.

Of course, there are still a few stubborn Union cocktail waitresses working in Vegas.

As our sports heroes eventually age out, newer and even better, players are born and raised.

In the tennis arena, the newest rivalry (what sport can thrive without rivalries?) is between Spaniard Carlos Alcaraz and Italian Jannik Sinner, the top two players in the world at this point in time.

Watching those two players literally slug it out in the French Open final in five sets made me totally forget they were playing on clay, because both players were just hitting the ball so hard and with deadly accuracy.

Then…a drop shot.

What a match.

Those women in the WNBA better rethink their position on Caitlin Clark and her value to the league.

She increases the value of the entire league.

No?

What were tickets going for before she was injured by yet another jealous opponent?

Oh, eighty-five dollars.

Nice.

Now, they can’t even give them away.

Talk about changing..

Florida Republican Senator Ileana Garcia, the dumbass who surrendered her right to be called Latina when she decided to support Trump, is now seeing how quickly the screw turns.

Did you not even get the tiniest clue of what was coming after he started his campaign with the whole border and immigration issue?

What the hell did you THINK was going to happen?

Idiot.

Even the Supreme Court has had its fill with political correctness when discussing the transgender issue. They are refusing to hear the case of a boy in trouble for wearing a t-shirt stating (correctly, by the way) that “there are only two genders.”

What’s to try?

It’s true.

It looks like Trump Boy Toy Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk have kissed and made up.

Guess who kissed who’s ass as they extended the olive branch and begged for forgiveness?

Hint: It wasn’t the president.

Many older Americans are still getting up every day and working for a living.

Really?

You’re old.

You’re not living; you are hoping to delay death is all.

And you are failing miserably.

You and I will most likely die around the same time, but I will have been retired for a while.

As much as I enjoyed making money, I treasure whatever time I have left on this planet much more now.

I must be growing up.

At 71.

They are looking into who funded the recent LA riots.

WTF?

What funding do you need?

Here’s some rocks and sticks.

Go to it.

And while you are at it, do me a favor and find out just who funded the failed takeover of the government on Jan. 6, 2021.

That would be nice.

What’s with this pickleball craze?

Just spend a few extra dollars and buy a tennis racket, dumbass.

You look like idiots.

Of course, I said the same thing about badminton and it is now an Olympic sport, so what do I know?

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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