The story started by saying (in 1874 mind you) a man was convicted for eating his five companions to get through a brutal snowstorm.
Come on.
Just how long did this snowstorm last?
And five?
What the hell were the five doing?
Waiting around to end up being dinner?
Didn’t the others start to wonder?
Not that I would know, but it seems like you could make one body last you through ANY snowstorm. If you really stretched it, you should be able to last a month on one corpse.
My wife, the Domestic Despot thinks I watch too much “dark” television whatever the hell that means.
If this is your first time visiting my blog, this is the kind of crazy shit that runs through my head from time to time.
Does anybody else feel like we are in the embryonic stages of an impending World War III?
If you want to see a microcosm of what the world has become, look no further than the arena of international football.
The Argentines hate the Brazilians.
The Spaniards hate the Mexicans.
The Russians hate all European teams and their peoples.
We hate everybody.
It’s a fucking game, douchebags.
That’s all.
And now it’s on: Iran strikes near the largest U.S military base in the Middle East?
What?
It’s not our country?
Oh, it’s in Qatar. (a country that can buy and sell the United States a hundred times over.)
Then what the hell do we have any business being there?
Hello?
I’ve gotta give props to my Lone Star State stoner-buddy Governor Greg Abbott who vetoed a bill that would ban all THC products in his state.
Bruh.
Don’t look now, but those zany Ukrainians are still fucking with that little bald lawn gnome Putin and his Keystone Cops of an army.
How much you wanna bet that the president has a plan to draft immigrants to kill Iranians and gain their citizenship?
How much?
Australian Foreign Minister Penny Wong spoke out about the Iran strikes. Just remember, no matter how loud she speaks, two Wongs don’t make a white.
It looks like Pittsburg Steeler wide receiver Antonio Brown has left the country as he is being charged with attempted murder. At least that is what he wants people to think.
Innocent people don’t run when they are charged with a crime….
With the current heat wave, I really hope people take care of their pets. Granted, everyone is not like Karen and I, who put our pets welfare and comfort first. Our two Cocker Spaniels prefer to stay in the air conditioned house, thank you very much. They honestly live better than a lot of children in this world.
At bare minimum, give them shade and plenty of water to combat the heat.
Meanwhile, as Israel and the US keep fucking with Iran, ISIS is waiting in the wings, waiting to swoop in and start a whole new generation of terrorism.
And the beat goes on…
When is enough enough? Can you imagine a sixty-five year old Taylor Swift singing about her boyfriend breaking up with her?
Stay well.
