Where else but Texas?
Neo-Nazi Governor Greg Abbott calls the legislators to assemble and vote on the Almost Final Solution whereby they rearrange district boundaries that will allow the Republicans to overcome the advantage and gain five more seats.
So the Democrats run away and play hide-and-seek.
What are you, idiots?
Four years old?
That old hag Ghislaine Maxwell is being treated like she knows something…
And what does an automobile manufacturer do when the company is tanking and nobody wants your joke of a car (or truck)?
Award the mastermind a twenty-three billion-dollar bonus, what else?
It’s good to be king.
Go Tesla, go.
No, really.
Go.
Yet another example of Las Vegas growing up.
When I was in Vegas in the late 70’s-early 80’s, most of the larger casinos and hotel-casinos paid us culinary workers good wages and benefits even though we weren’t unionized.
WE weren’t unionized, but our best buddies were the Teamster’s union which could shut down Las Vegas in a second.
Once you hit the Chef or Executive Chef levels, you became a contract player, negotiating your own employment contracts.
At that point, you could make some bank and it seemed like the workload became lighter as the coffers filled.
If I just hadn’t let my own demons take the reins…
Fuckin’ California, man.
Some gutless, neutered prosecutor only got a 358 years to life sentence for some dumbass that shot and murdered a seventeen-year-old girl as she was coming home from her shift at a local McDonald’s.
I think you can drop the “to life” part of the sentence.
358 years means they are really, really, really, really, really upset with you for your actions.
I know life is indeed a mystery and we really have no control when our time in this sphere of existence has come to an end, but I can’t think of a much worse way of dying than from drowning in a septic tank which happened to two young Italian workers.
Rest in peace, brothers.
We have developed a Long-Range Hypersonic weapon that can travel at five times the speed of sound, so we can actually kill faster.
Can’t be too careful these days.
With less than a month until college football returns, I am lying in wait.
Money, money, money.
These athletes, some as young as eighth graders, are making NIL money even before they step onto one campus or take one HIGH SCHOOL snap, let alone college.
Although I can’t navigate stadiums anymore, with streaming services I can get most games I want to see, and since I don’t gamble on games anymore, I can watch the games without screaming obscenities at the players or officials.
I stopped watching practice reports and stories on how new recruits are shaping up, as I prefer to be surprised when the season actually starts and shit gets real.
One question regarding the NBA.
Is this year Lebron’s last?
Give it up for his longevity and his remarkable physicality, but he will still finish as the second-greatest player in NBA history.
Stay well.
