Two dumbass pilots at San Francisco International airport didn’t even wait to get airborne to have yet another (yawn) airline accident, instead, clipping the tail of a parked airplane.
You are making such a fuss over not having enough people to work in the towers, yet you have pilot-clowns like these?
Maybe not in my lifetime, but surely, flying cars will not be good for the airline industry in the future.
And I don’t mean the distant future…
And they say money can’t buy love…
That old gasbag Maine governor Susan Collins set her price and the president paid it.
Two million dollars.
Presto!
Just like magic, now she is a big proponent of the big, beautiful bill!
Amazing.
It looks like the masks are going back on in California.
While only a few thousand miles away, New York governor Kathy Hochul has signed an executive order allowing pharmacies to give COVID shots.
With that douchebag Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. running point, we might be looking at an ELE.
ELE, as you recall from 1998’s Deep Impact, is a planet killer—an extinction-level event.
That’s if you are looking on the bright side.
Let’s play a game.
If you win you get to post a funny little video on InstaGram and maybe generate a few likes.
But what if you lose?
I asked you a question.
What if you lose?
Oh wait.
You can’t answer.
You’re dead.
I thought for sure by now that the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing would be quashed by DJT.
Not quite.
It seems there are people from both parties taking an interest in acting like Jacques Cousteau and getting to the bottom of this.
I can’t wait to see the men’s tennis final at tomorrow’s U.S. Open.
I think this will be one of the great new rivalries in the sport in the same way as predecessor like Gonzales-Rosewall, Connors-McEnroe, Becker-Edberg and in the Open Era, more recently Agassi-Sampras, and of course you can’t forget the epic battles between Federer, Nadal, and Novak Djokovic.
But I think the next great rivalry will be continued tomorrow in Flushing Meadows.
Although Carlos Alcaraz owns an all-time 9-5 record against Sinner, I feel the rivalry is just picking up steam as both players are playing consistent, awesome power tennis.
In his post-match comments, Novak declared that Sinner and Alcaraz “are just too good,” sounding more like a farewell/portent of things to come.
OOPS!
Not in a million years did I ever think I would see a story reporting how our most elite SEAL team totally fucked up a covert op and were forced to kill three innocent fishermen to “maintain operational secrecy?”
What secrecy?
How did this story ever see the light of day?
Alright, which one of youse is da rat?
One of our local news program reports “Suspected marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms found during traffic stop on I-75 in Shelby Co.”
What the hell do you mean “suspected?”
You don’t know what marijuana looks, feels, and smells like?
You don’t know what mushrooms look like?
Some cops.
Stay well.
