It looks like the First Lady is not quite the popular draw she thought she’d be after releasing her self-titled 75-million-dollar-box-office BOMB.
It doesn’t help that she has the personality of a grapefruit.
But she does have six-inch stilettos.
This is rich.
The president is blaming his recent dip in popularity in polls on “bad public relations people” he has hired.
That must be it.
That little bald lawn gnome Putin is paying his North Korean slaves only four dollars a shift in his factories and you-know-who is jealous as hell.
It’s been a boring week for him, so he has turned his attention to China and Xi Jinping, another of his idols. He is pretty much neutering and sequestering his country’s military forces in an obvious consolidation of power.
Don’t give our guy any ideas; he’s dangerous enough on his own.
His homophobic fears are taking center stage as he purges the United States military of active duty and reserve members who identify as transgender.
Gays will be next.
Lesbians.
Blacks.
Middle Easterners.
Latins.
Democrats.
And finally, anyone who doesn’t look Aryan (white).
Any of this sound familiar?
But keep the line moving…
Now he’s dangling another mythical thousand-dollar check (bribe) to well, it doesn’t really matter who, because there is no thousand-dollar check, just like there was no two-thousand dollar check.
When will the majority finally realize what we have on our hands?
Hint: it doesn’t smell good.
Moving on…
A dumbass “touron” (I think that’s the new age term) ignored multiple warnings (and let’s just face it—she knew better) and approached a protected Chinese Snow Leopard to get a selfie. The beautiful animal leaped and bit her face.
I’m not gonna say it made me smile.
That would be insensitive.
So, I’m not gonna SAY it.
Iran and the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla Khamenei have been talking beaucoup bullshit lately, so the president imposed a naval blockade on them, basically preventing any oil entering or leaving the country.
Now his buddy, the previously-discussed Xi Jinping, is majorly pissed.
China is the largest buyer of Iranian oil at eighty percent.
And he’s not just pissed about Iran.
Cuba.
He’s not all that enamored with current U.S. sanctions being levied against Cuba if you must know the truth.
He doesn’t like the new Melania movie, and worst of all: he doesn’t like our new White House ballroom.
Shit’s getting’ real…
Over eight-thousand-two-hundred retail stores closed down nationwide, and I don’t know who is more upset about it.
Consumers or the shoplifters who caused the closures in the first place?
For the first time in a long time, I am not very interested in the upcoming Super Bowl.
I’m not a fan of either organization, so I don’t really have a dog in the fight. I will have to bide my time with Premier League football and welcome March Madness until the Masters and the NBA playoffs begin.
They say tomorrow is supposed to be the coldest day of the year for us.
Hope not.
Stay well.
