The political landscape in this country is a crumbling, unstable vestige of a democracy with entitled, crepe paper-skinned old buzzards aging out and turning senile before the eyes of the world.
No wonder the newer generations have such a nihilistic view of the world.
I would much rather see suicide rates go through the roof than have people abuse animals like Dianne Denise Bedford, a truly damaged subhuman responsible for untold animal deaths supposedly under the maniac RN’s care in San Bernadino County, California..
She has reserved her special place in hell…
Ex-South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol faces the death penalty in an insurrection case.
Wait.
Didn’t we have an insurrection of our own?
What penalty did Donald Trump face?
That’s right.
They elected him president.
He’s one of the most racist presidents of all-time but he is getting ready to celebrate Black History Month.
I can see him now.
Standing on a dining room chair, his hair in an Afro, beating a copper pot from the kitchen with a large mixing spoon and singing “Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen”…
And the first domino to fall in the Epstein files is…
England’s own Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the former Duke of York and Prince of England.
Poor form old boy.
That old bird Liz Warren is warning the Treasury Department and the Federal Reserve not to use taxpayer funds to bail out the crypto billionaires who are losing their asses as their get-richer-quicker schemes blow up in their greedy faces.
Boo fucking hoo.
Love her or hate her, she’s right.
Problem.
They are all ass-kissing donor-friends of you-know-who.
Of course they’ll get bailed out.
Pope Leo has turned down an offer to join the Board of Peace (coughing and saying the word “bullshit” at the same time).
Smart man.
UPS, the dying dinosaur packaging company, is eliminating 78,000 jobs and their reason for the move is to “reduce human labor.”
Bullshit.
No one reduces their labor force just to reduce human labor.
At least muster up the balls to call it what it really is…cutting labor costs and increasing net profit.
There.
Was that so hard to say?
That old bird Madonna is switching porn categories from MILF to Babysitter as she trots out her new boyfriend.
The one that’s 38 years younger than she is.
Ew!
What if she was 40 and dating a two-year old?
That would be a much bigger (and creepier) story indeed.
Many countries remain without offering their citizens a choice of leaders; they are told who they will “elect.”
But America is different.
Or is it?
We have a choice alright.
We get to choose between dumbass racist warmongers or dumbass everybody-who-shows-up-gets-a-trophy idiots.
Some choice.
Quit picking on Old Rotten Hands as he continues to age out before our eyes…
A pig in North Carolina was taken into police custody for breaking into a home for snacks.
They should check again.
Are they absolutely certain this is a pig?
To use a legal term, beyond a reasonable doubt?
It IS North Carolina after all.
Stay well.
