It is a rainy day in southern Ohio which is one of the reasons it is so green and beautiful once spring and summer hit and I am practicing for an open mic at a popular Dayton pub tomorrow night.
We only get a 30-minute timeslot so here are the songs I plan to play:
With or Without You
I’ve Been Everywhere
The Dark Side of the Moon
There’s Just Not Enough Love in the World
Surfin’ USA
Love Song
Note: In my 3/6 blog I will give a recap of my Open Mic gig and post some pics and a video or two.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is Georgia’s antidote for the Trump Virus and former sycophant who, of all people, is questioning his sanity.
I guess it’s true.
It’s never too late.
A Harrisburg pastor, Michael Arthur McMullen, a pedophile and loser of the lowest order, is done showing his sexual prowess to pre-teen girls.
Hopefully, it will hurt for him to sit down once some of the imprisoned fathers of pre-teen girls hear about it…
Another loser, this time in the Land Down Under.
Perth, to be exact, has been ordered to pay 40k for poisoning his customers with bug repellant lamp oil.
A “training issue.”
Piss off.
Dumbass.
I guess even France has a boiling point.
They finally reached it when they sentenced an Algerian pervert named Dahbia Benkired to serve out the very first full life sentence behind bars for a woman after she raped, tortured, and killed a twelve-year-old girl.
Good riddance.
People are trying to stay away from the president.
No, not because of his foul breath.
Nor his horrific body odor.
Not even his uncontrollable bouts of noisy flatulence.
No.
Because nobody wants to catch the Creepy Crud growing on his neck and hands.
He might give them cooties…
All you doctors with a God complex need to remember that. at one time, your noble, holy scientific medical science had you feeding excrement to patients to cure them.
Some Gods.
A couple of my ex-girlfriends gave me the same prescription after they had enough of me.
Let’s not forget.
Amongst all the destruction and bloodshed in the burgeoning war in the Middle East, the Iranians also have computers.
Cyberwar.
Time to change your passwords…
KTLA Channel 5 in California is reporting Pastor Lorenzo “Dumbass” Roseman threw an elderly woman down a flight of cement stairs, causing multiple bone fractures.
At the risk of sounding a tad bit blasphemous, let me say that had he pushed my wife down the stairs, he wouldn’t need to rely on prayers anymore for salvation; he’ll be able to confess to God face-to-face.
The Department of Justice (smirk) headed by that idiot Pam Bondi, needs to go back to first grade and learn how to spell all over again. An emergency appeal they filed to try and posture themselves to try and steal any more elections to be held in this country was sent back by the teacher for spelling errors.
I guess that’s the kind of performance you are going to get from products of the joke we call a Department of Education.
Just sayin’…
Stay well.
