No Way

Way.

Our internet is out here in BFE in southern Ohio and it is anybody’s guess as to when the Monroe brothers will get it back working again.

The first alert came out at 6:00 pm EST letting us know that they didn’t have a clue but that the problem would be solved by 9:30 EST and now the second “alert” is alerting us they still don’t know shit and they have extended their totally unfounded guess to 1:00 am.

My two Cocker Spaniels, Bruiser and Murphy, the Corleone brothers, know as much about it as those idiots.

Vladimir Putin, the World’s Oldest-looking Gerber Baby, is on his last legs as the Ukraine continues to rain down hell on their Russian aggressors.

What happened to this little “skirmish” that you promised would be over in a week?

You are as full as shit as our Big Dogg.

Side hustles.

Everybody is looking for one to help supplement their income (especially in this economy).

Uber.

Door Dash.

Pardon broker.

For only six-hundred-thousand dollars, you can pay Jack Burkman and Jacob Wahl and they will influence the president and get you a presidential pardon.

They promise.

Oh, the felonious fraud conviction and the voter intimidation, conspiracy, and computer crimes they also committed?

Not important.

Rapper Torence Hatch, also known as “Li’l Dumbass,” is still sitting in jail  wondering when his “promise” of freedom will take place, if ever.

Tell you what.

Pay me a million dollars and I will get you a pardon.

I promise.

They are still going back and forth with the vain egomaniac’s attempt to rename the Kennedy Center after himself, even in the face of judicial review and dissent.

How many o’s in douchebag?

Fellow Republican Thomas Massie from Kentucky has filed eight articles of impeachment against the Secretary of Getting-our-asses-handed-to-us-by-Iran Pedro Hegseth as the ball of yarn continues to unravel…

Tell me that the Democrats have some charismatic young, critical-thinking team player of a candidate under wraps that will surface in the next few years to provide a fresh perspective on Capitol Hill in the next presidential election.

I won’t even try to imagine that idiot Kamala Harris is the best they will offer in 2028.

Of course, the nearest thing to Trump the Democrats have to offer is none other than Gavin Newsom, a greedy dumbass ripoff artist himself.

What’s that song playing in the background?

With or Without You by U2 pretty much sums up this administration’s thoughts on the bullshit Iran mess that idiot Trump got us into. They have voted to pull our troops without so much as asking their feeble-minded so-called “leader.”

Finally.

And on top of all that, our internet is back off again.

It is 10:00am and the first estimate (blind guess) is that service will be restored by 1:30pm but I will already be at a gig today for a local Nursing home and rehabilitation center. Check out my playlist. It is only 30-minutes as my friend Zach is joining me.

Sister Goldenhair…………….America

Don’t Stop Believin’…………Journey

Everybody’s Talkin’…………..Harry Nilson

I Will Always Love You………Dolly Parton

Proud Mary……………………CCR

You Can’t Take Back………….Original

Cantina Lady…………………..Original

I’ll try and catch a few pix and include them in my next post.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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