Brazil has temporarily slowed down the Rape, Pillage, and Plunder Tour currently operating as the trump administration by electing left-wing politician Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva as President over trump fave Flavio Bolsonaro. This will no doubt hinder. Or at least delay, trump from annexing all their natural resources for his own personal gain. NotContinue reading “Two to Tango”
Tag Archives: Pete Hegseth
Fearless
I used to be. Before I grew up. Then life kicked in and reality produced broken promises, broken bones, and even broken hearts. Definitely not cool. Fear is not a weakness; in fact, healthy fears are a sign of intelligence and lessons learned rather than an uncertainty of the unknown. (this weed is very good).Continue reading “Fearless”
Look Deeper
Wannabe actress with a boy-body Selma Blair was arrested. The dumbass tried opening the door of an aircraft in flight. Sober up and keep it on, girl. And keep the door shut. Marjorie Taylor Greene is calling them likes she sees them (now). She correctly pointed out trump’s comical attempts at protecting his own andContinue reading “Look Deeper”
Join the Circus
All are welcome. Almost all. That horse’s ass has banned CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the White House. Why not? He has already trampled on the Constitution and most of the Bill of Rights already. Why not the First Amendment too? Republicans are starting to look like the last of the bunker-dwelling Nazis asContinue reading “Join the Circus”
Call it What it Is
Still waiting… Brighton, after selling off their premier players, still whipped ass on Manchester United 3-2 to send them packing from the Carabao Cup in the first round. Let’s take a look at the Reds, shall we? Failure to shore up the midfield. Failure to negotiate a Marcus Rashford exit. Failure to secure a world-classContinue reading “Call it What it Is”
No Way
Way. Our internet is out here in BFE in southern Ohio and it is anybody’s guess as to when the Monroe brothers will get it back working again. The first alert came out at 6:00 pm EST letting us know that they didn’t have a clue but that the problem would be solved by 9:30Continue reading “No Way”
Borderline Psycho
Lindsay Clancy is going to hell. Regardless of the verdict reached by a jury in Massachusetts, she killed her three children and God does not forget. Her defense lawyers (also going to hell) are claiming the woman should not be held criminally responsible because she temporarily lost her grip on reality.” What a load ofContinue reading “Borderline Psycho”
Priorities
That dumbass “genius” inventor Elon “Musky Muskrat” Musk is planning to build a 100-billion-dollar Starship rocket complex on Pecan Island in southern Louisiana. The sick part is that 100 billion-dollars would barely move the needle on our quad trillion-dollar national debt. It’s his money; he can do what he wants with it. Of course, allContinue reading “Priorities”
I Promise
Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breakingContinue reading “I Promise”
The Long Way Home
Cue ball side pocket. Easy does it there, skinhead. So you’re going bald. It’s not like it just started yesterday. Deal with it. Yet another thing I don’t understand amongst the myriad of things… Like father-in-law, like daughter-in-law? Bettina Trump, the newest addition to the Trump Dynasty, wears the perpetual mean scowl of someone thatContinue reading “The Long Way Home”
