I Promise

Two words I don’t say very often at all, but if and when I do, it’s a done deal. I don’t break promises because I rarely give them. I don’t know exactly how, when, or why it became so important a concept to me that I personally consider very few things more egregious than breakingContinue reading “I Promise”

The Long Way Home

Cue ball side pocket. Easy does it there, skinhead. So you’re going bald. It’s not like it just started yesterday. Deal with it. Yet another thing I don’t understand amongst the myriad of things… Like father-in-law, like daughter-in-law? Bettina Trump, the newest addition to the Trump Dynasty, wears the perpetual mean scowl of someone thatContinue reading “The Long Way Home”

The Buzz

Ssssh… Don’t tell him. The United States Government, in no thanks to its Chief Executive ‘Ol Mullethead, just passed a bipartisan bill that will actually attempt to help the forgotten ones, you know, the American citizens? The bill takes direct aim at the affordability crisis facing homebuyers in today’s USA. It’s about time. You wouldContinue reading “The Buzz”

Avast Ye Swabs!

In a rather swashbuckling mood on this bright sunny southern Ohio day, let’s take a look at what’s happening on this planet… That horse’s ass Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth, keeping with this administration’s policy of hatred for women and non-whites, has reshuffled the deck to better reflect his worldview. He has denied promotions toContinue reading “Avast Ye Swabs!”

Better Than Nothing

Look out below! That dumbass Elon Musk is getting ready to launch another spaceship. With his track record, now would be the time to invest in some shoulder pads and a football helmet… That horse’s ass Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Douchebaggery, has failed in his efforts to censure and demote Senator Mark Kelly for hisContinue reading “Better Than Nothing”

Check This Out

Comedian Bill Maher says anyone who is disappointed our Chief Executive was not assassinated at the recent White House correspondent’s dinner is “not a good person.” For once, he is right. Maher is the little wise-ass kid sitting in class that tries too hard to be clever and makes jokes incessantly to avoid getting stuffedContinue reading “Check This Out”

I’ll Bite

I know my paltry few hundred subscribers don’t seem like many until you get in a line that long for anything, but U.S. Representative Nancy Mace from South Carolina just came out the very next day after my blog proposing the same “one strike and you’re out” penalty as China has for raping a youngContinue reading “I’ll Bite”