Evidently Christa Pike has made a miraculous recovery after surviving her second attempt at being put to death by the great state of Tennessee.
She is out of the coma she was in and evidently functioning quite normally.
Who’s gonna be the one to tell her?
Let it go, dumbass!
The president is announcing (yet again) the repairs are almost complete at the Reflecting Pool.
You don’t have anything more important to attend to?
Secretary of Defense Pedro Hegseth talking shit again.
Real soldiers, men and women who have defended our country with honor and were wounded in battle, look at him like the pasty-ass pussy POS that he is
STFU.
I think I have a realistic shot at kicking his ass.
And I have one leg.
Those wacky Germans are giving Fyodor Zelennsky and the proud Ukrainians about a billion dollars (U.S.) for their continuing battle with Putin’s comical army. It just might be enough to instigate the ending of Putin’s folly…
Ina Garten, TV personality (I refuse to use the word “chef” in reference), aka the Big Fat Contessa, knows about as much about cooking as my Cocker Spaniel Bruiser Corleone does.
Not much.
Online culinary degrees.
Puh-leeze.
From one of the last of the old-school kitchen drones who served a full, formal apprenticeship, C’est impossible!.
To eliminate the smells, the temperature changes, and the extraneous human factors that characterize a successful, working kitchen is to present a false stage.
When does the whole online learning thing end anyway?
Hell, YouTube can offer degrees in EVERYTHING in that case.
Brain surgery.
Vasectomies.
You first.
That old bird Republican senator from Maine Susan Collins is looking rough. She won’t look any younger (or think any clearer) after another term either.
Oh well.
She has bigger fish to fry as she is involved in a tight race with Democratic challenger Troy Jackson who was gaining in the latest polls.
She’s just another scared old woman who is afraid of losing her pathetic place marker as a complete ass-kissing idiot.
And don’t embarrass yourselves by trying to “clarify” what Fatboy meant when he said…(insert anything he says here)”
He says what he says.
We don’t need the feces-smeared lips of a lackey White House Communications Director flapping in the wind as he backpedals and lies to us.
Give it a rest.
He’s a douchebag.
The secret’s out.
The whole world knows it.
Location. Location. Location.
Relax, if he was born and lived in Los Angeles or San Diego, he would have said Iran could “take out New York City” and you can bet on it that someone would probably take offense to a statement like that.
Probably more than one.
Not so fast, Lindsay.
A judge just rejected her request to be acquitted of strangling the life out of her three children because of a mistrial.
Not a trial that exonerated her. One that just shows the weakness of the infrastructure of our entire legal system.
Eleven out of twelve is still 92%.
I’ll take that as guilty any day of the week.
In China, our boy Xi would just put her to death.
In the United States, trump is trying to figure out which cabinet position to offer her…
Stay well.
