Pump the Brakes

Not so fast, my friends.

And over in the Lone Star State, newly-elected Democrat Senator James Talarico says his victory over trump-endorsed and Musk-funded Republican Ken Paxton sends a message to the aforementioned Elon, “Musky Muskrat” Musk, mad inventor of failed products, that “Texas is not for sale.”

Bullshit.

All Musk is thinking is, “OK, so I haven’t met his price YET.”

I was never big on the idea of a New Normal, but one thing is crystalline: the Old Normal wasn’t working.

Politicians!

It’s called agreement, middle ground, consensus, commonality, coalescence, whatever.

I know you’ve heard of it

Get wacky and just call it democracy.

Not the bastardized, everybody-do-your-thing philosophy, but not the reckless and needless endangerment of American citizens philosophy, either.

My way or the highway!

Get a clue.

Wait for it…

That rumbling in the distance that is growing louder are the many articles of impeachment that will be filed in the ensuing weeks, months, and in some cases, years.

You can run, but you can’t hide…

That includes pussy Pedro Hegseth, douchebag Secretary of (losing) War.

You know all the victims of betting on the wrong horse will claim they were “just following orders.”

That is the same defense offered by Nazi war criminals at the Nurenberg War trial.

And who is to say that mean, squinting Melania won’t finally break down and turn on the clown?

She looks like she’d beat his fat ass if he ever came home late or drunk.

It looks like the reversal in power in Congress means the Democrats can maintain a majority and still give Lurch lookalike John Fetterman to the Republicans.

I predict that, when it is all said and done, when the days have past and the history has been recorded, the trump name will be on the same par as Benedict Arnold.

Nice legacy, greedy dumbass.

Like father, like son.

Donald Duck Jr. is just as stupid as his dying father; he doesn’t know it, but Ohio has been a state of the Union for 263 years now…

It also denied billionaire dumbass foreigner Vivek Ramalama-ding-dong by voting instead for drunk, pill-popping Amy Acton to lead the state after retiring long-time Republican Mike DeWine.

Reuters is reporting that Republicans are calling for trump to change course after the humiliating midterm elections indicate how much love there is for everything Republican.

Raise your hand if you think he’s listening to what the American people have to say now.

I didn’t think so.

Porky can only stall the deposition he has been ordered to give before his bullshit defamation case against the British Broadcasting Company is thrown out.

He’s too buy fiddling to notice, evidently.

While Rome burns…

But we’ll have the most beautiful ballroom—ever!

Idiot.

Over in Russia, Putin lost 50,000 troops to the Ukraine “skirmish” in the month of October alone and they aren’t exactly lining up to volunteer to be the next sacrifices.

Putin keeps lying and insisting the war, which he initially claimed would be won in a week (and going for four years now), will be “over soon.”

I think he’s right.

Except Russia will be the loser.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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