The Think Tank

Now that the Democrats have the gun, what do you think the odds are that senator Elizabeth Warren (D-Massachusetts) will silently let bygones be bygones and start Reconstruction II?

You know better than that.

The Epstein files won’t be left alone, either.

Republican Representative Thomas Massie is seeing to that as he continues to reinvigorate his push for the Epstein Files Transparency Act—not the deleted, erased, blacked-out version that was feebly offered up preliminarily.

The truth.

With more than enough votes now, you can bet that somewhere there is a bloated lame-duck leader who’s on Depends Alert.

Count on it.

Impeachment, or even the threat of impeachment, will be held aloft by Democrats like the Sword of Damacles over the heads of their opponents and more time will be allotted to payback than actually helping the American people.

Darn.

I was really hoping to get some good sleep tonight, but I’ll probably be up all night tossing and turning worrying about the mad inventor of failed products, Elon Musk, because the poor chap lost over four-hundred billion dollars on top of the three-hundred million he threw at the Republican midterm losers’ campaigns.

NOT!

The American people are smarter than that; we don’t need Artificial Intelligence to help us figure that out.

That dipshit Gavin Newsom, lame duck governor of California, has commuted 548 death sentences, representing a full 25% of those condemned to death in the United States.

Quid pro quo.

What are the victims’ families receiving to balance the equation?

Fuckin’ California, man.

Here’s an idea.

How about we go about repairing foreign relations to the point that we can take Secretary of “Defense” penis-envy Pedro Hegseth out of the loop entirely and spend his ridiculous 2-trillion-dollar budget on something useful to the American people?

That old hag that looks like a bad set of dentures with a skull attached, cattle farmer Cindy Hyde-Smith who sank her whole campaign with a quote disparaging the beef industry, awaits as Mississippi may just go blue, too.

Chicken nuggets anyone?

Todd Blanche, idiot Mafia mouthpiece currently serving as Attorney General, is next on the chopping block.

Why?

Pick a reason.

Don’t look now, but down in Florida, trump Lite Ron DeSantis is smelling the blood in the water and sees the Democrats still don’t have a viable candidate to offer the people in 2028, so stay tuned…

The fact is that trump has lowered the bar so low that you are going to have to be a real fuck-up to not have a chance at being elected in this country.

So we’ve got that going for us.

Desperate people do desperate things…

Like appointing Nazi Stephen Miller to be the White House Chief of Staff.

At least he didn’t just fly off the handle and launch a nuclear weapon…..

Yet.

Come on, Alaska.

You have less than a million people living there, so how long will it take for you to count the three-million ballots cast?

I knew that as soon as it was possible, we would start to see impeachment filings made against the band of rogues that have taken over our government. Now that the tables have turned, that pussy Pedro Hegseth, Secretary of (losing) War is being ousted….

By Republicans.

USA Today reports that “trump has said that he won’t forgive his enemies even to get into heaven.”

I don’t think he has to worry about that.

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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