My Take

The blurb said, “The collapse of Kamala Harris.”

Collapse from what?

Amidst all the shootings, the gay-bashing, and the racist police, she is the poster girl example of tokenism. Biden needed her cultural demographics.

Period.

End of discussion.

Nikki Haley declared her candidacy for the presidency, and as soon as he stops licking his balls, my dog Murphy will declare for the office and I bet he gets more votes than she does.

I actually like her running and I encourage many Republicans to run and siphon off enough votes so that they fuck up and let the most cohesive party take the election.

My girl Marjorie Taylor Greene is putting her coconut together with George (“Catch Me If You Can”) Santos to submit a bill on what else?

Book banning.

The Nazis did that.

Love her, but she’s got to go. Nothing symbolic or fruitful about “finishing out a term” if it’s time.

It’s time.

Diane Feinstein, you are embarrassing yourself.

Now beat it.

Evidently, in Alabama, a state I hold very fond memories of, when the cops tell you they’re gonna put you on ice,” they really mean it.

They froze a prisoner to death.

Really.

Because they put him in a freezer.

At all costs, try to avoid going to jail in Alabama. Anywhere, really, but especially Alabama.

And Russia.

And China.

North Korea.

Should I go on?

I hate to admit it, but I know from experience that jail is not a comfortable place to try and catch a few zzzzz’s. It’s cold, hard, and smelly.

And it should be.

It worked on me.

I never want to go back to a jail cell.

Madonna’s daughter doesn’t have it.

Madonna has it.

Lourdes Leon does not.

That’s OK; welcome to the rest of the population.

Raquel Welch died; may she rest in peace. I was never a sex symbol guy, because I always found women who were not necessarily famous, but their beauty is undeniable.

Besides, what I find beauty in falls in the “one man’s lemon” category.

I find beauty in the eyes of an animal lover.

I find beauty in a laugh that comes from deep-down.

I find beauty in the purity of loyalty.

I find beauty in the twinkle of a knowing eye.

I find beauty in the majesty of love.

Love is color blind.

It’s also the number one reason for matrimonial homicide.

You know, every so often that crazy son of a bitch Bernie Sanders says something I agree with.

Pay teachers.

All teachers.

$60,000 per year minimum.

I had high hopes for Education when Jill Biden became First Lady. I thought surely, with her ties to education we would see some effective change and improvements.

She hasn’t done shit.

God was looking out for the recent miracles pulled from the rubble in Turkey in the aftermath of one of the deadliest earthquakes in history after at least nine days with no access to food or water.

But they are here.

Stay well.