Ron “No Balls” DeSantis was fired a strike right down the middle of the plate, ready for him to crush it but no, he whiffed.
With the whole world watching (except me and the Domestic Despot) he was asked what differentiated himself from Donald Trump. (drum roll please) In his own illiterate way, he manged to kiss Trump’s ass in eight different languages.
At least Christie has a pair.
But he doesn’t have a prayer.
No clue who the hell he is, but I like saying Ramaswamy’s name.
It makes me smile.
It looks like Lionel Messi has exceeded his already lofty expectattions as the new face of MLS in the United States. Not that we didn’t already know of his greatness, but consider this:
Pele couldn’t do it.
Beckham couldn’t do it.
Zlatan couldn’t do it.
High school football is back.
So are high school football game shootings.
Not in East L.A.
Not in Harlem.
Not on the south side of Chicago.
On the plains of Oklahoma.
A sixteen year-old spectator won’t graduate.
Game over.
Why is that picture of Trump trying to force a bowel movement everywhere you look? And why would you want that picture in your domicile unless you were trying to ward away Good Spirits?
Weird.
It’s pretty sad when you mark the progress of a civilization by the amount and power of their weapons and their ability to end lives.
But at least we’re “winning” something!
I was wondering when they’d come up with underwater drones to sink ships. I mean there are already drone taxis. I had the idea back in the late sixties when I was very stoned on some red-clay Panamanian buds and playing a game of Battleship with my buddy.
That Abbott dumbass from Texas needs to go through what Vic Morrow did in Twilight Zone: The Movie and wake up one morning in a migrant farm worker’s tent facing another 15-hour workday.
So the Spanish A-hole who planted an unwanted kiss on his player after winning the FIFA Women’s World Cup has been suspended.
Trust me, in today’s climate and coming on the heels of the players’ own dismissal of any consensual activity…
When I was a chef and someone had earned the distinction of being soon-to-be-replaced, I would walk said individual through the back of the house announcing “Do not lend them any money…”
The unspoken part was “because they won’t be around to pay it back.”
Man, who are the idiots coming up with these headlines?
Countries Afraid of Nuclear War or WMD.
How about every country EXCEPT Russia, China, and North Korea?
At least we should be.
Crypto.
I remember when I first heard about it as “the next big thing.”
Now I have watched enough episodes of Law and Order to know that a single stab wound has, at least, the possibility that it was an accident, but when the head and limbs are severed, you don’t have to be Fontana and Greene to crack this one.
All the great sleuths of time gone by: Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, and Agatha Christie notwithstanding, would agree on this one, single, solitary fact:
The killer is fucked-up.
So Finland is the “Happiest Place on Earth?”
Whatever happened to Disneyland and Disney World?
Oh, that’s right.
Ron DeSantis.
They say they have identified the “mystery buyers” of land strategic to our military bases.
Something Xi Ping.
Thomas, I think.
Thomas Xi Ping.
2 rich white guys bought a ham.
For ten million dollars.
Ho-hum.
Ninety-one charges filed against your boy Donald Trump.
Of course he is not concerned.
Don’t you get it?
He doesn’t think these rules, the Rule of Law, apply to him.
He has no conscious.
He’s a serial killer without a body.
A teen was rushed to a hospital after porking down some deep-fried mystery-meat nuggets at a Chic-fil-a. Usually, its not until you reach your sixties, when you get your first heart attack, that you feel the full effects (extra dipping sauce, please).
Nikki Haley said “the thought of Kamala Harris as
President of the United States of America should send a chill up your spine.”
It does.
But at least it doesn’t send me into concurrent bouts of vomiting and diarreah when i think of the prospect of Nikki Haley being president.
And what is up with that pussy Mike Pence?
I’m against Trump.
I’m pro-Trump.
If Trump loses, what I will look forward to most of all, is the fading away of the sycophants and hangers-on from the American political scene; at least for a few years.
So the war between Russia and Ukraine was being fought to a stalemate BEFORE the western allies started sending advanced aerial assault systems, fighter jets, and more arms and ammunition.
So what’s up?
After what has to be considered by all accounts, a failure of a Ukrainian Spring counter-offensive, the Russians still appear to be giving as good as they’re getting. And all this, with soldiers recruited from farms, businesses, and classrooms whom, I am sure, would rather not be there.
All the thieving bastards out there running amok through retail outlets stealing, while damning themselves and their families to a fiery, unforgiving Hell, can be ELIMINATED by two words.
Online shopping.
Close down the malls.
Close down the brick-and-mortar outlets.
It is the new business dynamic for so many industries in reaction to the restraints imposed by the pandemic and now, all you have to protect your business from are hackers, the new-age losers from sub-human parentage.
They have NO BALLS either!
Stay well.
