China is scrambling because their population is not increasing, in fact, it is dropping to close to WWII levels because women just aren’t choosing to have children like they used to.
Might as well be Americans, because we aren’t having children like we used to either. The institution of marriage which my generation held so dear has become a very malleable concept along with young people and their journeys of self-discovery.
The next time you ask an Ohioan how the beaches are, they’ll probably tell you they are “pretty shitty.”
Believe them.
A recent study showed that a whopping 92% of Ohio’s “beaches” possess a high content of “fecal matter.”
Consider yourself warned.
Here’s a good one.
The Commissioner who put out the Bureau of Labor and Statistics report showing low numbers was…added to the unemployment numbers. I might just be an old country boy, but not seeing how firing anyone can help the unemployment numbers.
Of course, she had to be a Biden appointee.
Just a sec, I have to comment on the latest from the most mismanaged franchise in NFL history.
YOUR Dallas Cowboys!
WTF is wrong with Jerry Jones?
He has to be the dumbest billionaire on planet Earth so he has that going for him.
Douchebag.
Pay Michael Parsons.
It was sad to hear of a zoo worker who was mauled to death by a lion, but deaths like his happen when we temporarily forget what captivity does to a wild CARNIVORE. That’s a word that means they will just as soon eat you as look at you.
Totally preventable.
Just quit locking up wild animals for your entertainment purposes.
Boom!
I did it again.
Those idiot Germans killed twelve baboons because they lacked the adequate space to house them in one of their animal prisons (zoos).
Dummkopfs.
Here’s an idea.
How about you take them back where you found them?
Wish I knew the German word for douchebags….
Now that Texas is starting, look to all fifty states to begin redistricting.
Politics is the most filthy arena, led by a convicted criminal, so it basically doesn’t count anymore.
I guess it is safe to say the date didn’t go well.
A Milwaukee man was charged with killing a woman on their first date and left her body parts scattered around the city.
Fuckin’ Wisconsin, man.
Don’t talk about roast beef and Arby’s in the same breath. There is no roast beef in their processed protein loaf they CALL roast beef, and the chain hasn’t had real roast beef since the eighties, back when they roasted off bottom rounds of REAL roast beef in Alta-Shams in each unit. Then, they decided to listen to a bean counter that told them they could save a few pennies by fucking over their customers who would never, ever find out.
Douchebags.
Americans are all about breaking records, so let’s give a big hip, hip, hooray for Ron Desantis as he kills the most people in Florida history.
I’m sure his mother is so proud.
Stay well.
