People dream of going to the Caribbean for beautiful beaches, unbelievable sunsets, and vacations of a lifetime.
Or you could get murdered.
The murder rate is going through the roof at holiday destinations in the Caribbean, yet it hasn’t seemed to slow the flow of tourists.
Murder be damned, where’s the lazy river?
Some dumbass Canadian thief is suing a grocery store because they beat the shit out of him for trying to steal a car to go along with his many previous thefts.
I didn’t see a thing.
It looks like Karen Ballsnatcher, the idiot with no class who made the biggest horse’s ass of herself by taking a baseball from a little boy is now complaining that people “aren’t treating her nice” so she is thinking of leaving the country.
Take the baseball with you as a souvenir to remind yourself what a dumbass you are.
I knew monkeys were smart, but I had no idea they were evil. A pack of monkeys evidently went into a house in India, kidnapped an infant, and drowned the baby in a water drum.
Wow.
Rolling Stone reports that “Trump Is Taking Credit for Infrastructure Projects Funded by Biden Legislation He Opposed.”
Where’s the news in this?
Isn’t that how he got to be president?
You guys act like you’ve discovered a whole new species every time he does something “outside the box.”
Don’t you get it? (obviously not)
He LIVES outside the box.
In his mind.
He didn’t even hear the pervasive “boos” from the U.S. Open crowd on Sunday.
Space-X lost another starship over the Indian Ocean.
I ask again: has that numbnuts Elon Musk (genius my ass!) ever invented anything that actually worked?
His shit stock share has dropped to the lowest since 2017 and he just gave himself a one trillion-dollar salary/bonus.
I’m sure he thinks he should’ve received two trillion.
So the European Commission has finally decided to be the one to stand up to tech giant Google, hitting them with a 3.5 billion dollar antitrust lawsuit regarding illegal payments to get their browser an unfair advantage on computers and phones.
DJT is not happy.
Stay tuned…
I will be the first to admit to doing the craziest, most outlandish things after ingesting hallucinogens, and going up in a plane is cool, but trying to shut off the plane’s engine in mid-flight is not cool.
Under any circumstances.
Must’ve been some pretty good mushrooms.
A sixteen year-old stabbed and killed a fourteen year old in a group home in Florida.
And, being Florida, of course the little varmint will be tried as an adult and spend most of his life behind bars, if he even makes it that far.
Kids.
It’s being reported that a South Carolina cop turned off his body camera and raped a woman while it was turned off.
Of course he turned the camera off; otherwise you could see what he did!
I shoulda been a detective…
Stay well.
