Our high schoolers are continuing the slide down the educational ladder, as their scores drop to a new low.
Who needs silly old education anyway?
People keep reporting Trump is dead, but really, he just looks that way.
Newsweek is reporting Gen Z is experiencing “a drop in life satisfaction.”
Darn.
I was hoping to get some sleep tonight…
Maybe if you got off your asses, moved out of your parents’ basement, put down the video games, work hard and accumulate some badly-needed self-respect, you just might find a path to happiness.
News flash!
The world does not owe you a living.
Another Newsweek story is reporting on “time poverty.”
Boo fucking hoo.
“I don’t have enough time to get everything done in a day because I have so much to do.”
STFU.
It’s called work.
Part of life.
Dubai has got to be the most beautiful city on the planet, but all the beautiful architecture and amenities can’t be seen from a prison cell which is where a 23-year old British law student will spend the rest of her life for doing something naughty, most likely related to drugs which, if you know anything about the Middle East, is a big no-no.
Sarah Clasen, some drunk Washington State Trooper, thinks it was funny when she killed a twenty-year old motorcyclist.
The dumbass was seen laughing about the whole silly thing.
I hope they go after her in court like they are going after deportees.
That would stop the laughing…
Republican representative Marjorie Taylor Greene did not receive the same warm welcome of “boos” like the president did at the U.S. Open men’s tennis final on Sunday past.
But don’t ask White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt.
Lyndsay Lohan Leavitt could only hear triumphant shouts of joy resounding in her empty coconut.
Instead, MTG fans at the press conference were shouting “Marjorie sucks!”
I wonder how they really feel?
Nine out of ten people in Bali prison are there for drug-related offenses, so what do two British dumbasses do?
Try to smuggle cocaine into the country.
They are getting “consular support” but that doesn’t amount to shit.
Death by firing squad or a life sentence.
You choose.
The Supreme Court, usually considered home-field advantage for the president, surprised me when they upheld the 83.3 million dollar award to E. Jean Carroll from Donald Trump for defamation. There is another five million waiting to be awarded for his sexual abuse charge.
Women who voted for Trump for their president should be so proud…
At a White House signing event, the president was unhappy because his every move wasn’t met with applause. So he solicited the reporters on hand to do so, which they half-assedly did.
I don’t think the Chief Executive understands.
These people don’t respect him.
They don’t like him.
They fear him.
Nepal has all these peace-loving monks walking around in a perpetual religious haze, but they somehow were able to summon up the balls to burn alive an ex-Prime Minister’s wife in the latest political turmoil to strike the tiny country.
Thoughts?
Afterthoughts?
Stay well.
