Hey Meta!
Hey dumbass!
STFU and quit having an artificial entity run your life.
Think for yourself!
It’s tough enough living in America today, but can you imagine how nice it must be to be an American citizen in Venezuela right now?
Talk about persona non grata.
The whole transgenders-in-sports debate is back in the news.
Even though I basically solved the quandary some time ago when I proposed to have a League of Their Own (great movie, Penny Marshall!).
Why not?
Evidently, this is a small, but growing population (many more people than you would think) and they could compete against their own. This is a level playing field.
I mean, you wouldn’t let a Corvette into the Kentucky Derby would you?
Of course not.
Why?
Because it wouldn’t be fair and if it is not a fair competition, it isn’t a competition at all.
Boom!
Sometimes I hate being this good (not really).
Timothy Busfield?
I always thought he was a B-list actor with C-list skills, but who knew?
The president called Democrat Liz Warren and had phone sex with her…
Not really, but see how easy rumors get started?
War.
Not in Ukraine.
Not in Venezuela.
Not in Greenland.
Not in Cuba.
Try Minnesota, USA.
I wonder how long Ilhan Omar is going to last.
My guess is not long if she keeps butting heads with you-know-who and talking shit.
With the backing of the world’s oldest-looking Gerber Baby, none other than that little bald lawn gnome Soviet leader Vladimir Putin, Iran’s Supreme Leader, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, feels froggy enough to issue warnings to the United States.
Kind of like that poster I had in my dorm room in the early seventies. You know, the one with a tiny mouse on a log looking right into the eyes of a deadly eagle as it swoops down to kill him.
“Fuck you!” is what I am thinking the mouse is thinking as he flips the eagle his middle finger.
Careful.
That kind of attitude can get you killed.
Or worse.
Like out of favor with the president.
Joke Paul, absolutely crushed the very first time he fought a boxer who didn’t accept bribe money to “throw” the fight, was showing off his forty-million-dollar estate.
I’m sure he’s thinking “who’s the joke now?”
You are dumbass.
You’re just a joke with a forty-million-dollar estate.
P.T Barnum and Bobby Riggs would be so proud.
The Clintons are refusing to testify in the Epstein files case.
If I might suspect anybody, it would be that horny old Bill Clinton.
Move along.
Nothing to see here.
All things must pass.
Except Aaron Rogers.
At least he shouldn’t be passing anymore.
He’s had his time on top.
He had a good run, but he is done.
The snoozefest game against the Houston Texans showed an aging warrior in a complete state of confusion as his arsenal is depleted.
For good.
He’ll get his gold jacket as a first-ballot Hall of Famer and live out a kushy life in retirement.
While a public school teacher in an inner-city school still has to use a portion of her underpaid wages to help provide for some of her needier students.
Only in America.
Stay well.
