Royal Misconceptions

Even my buddies the British don’t believe in any of the old royal concepts as they relate to the human condition in the 21st century.

Not anymore.

They have cell phones.

Ordained?

By whom?

A God that nobody can agree on?

And while all the attention has been focused on our horny old president, the royals have made the rest of Jeffrey Epstein’s party guests look like choirboys.

Sooner or later, it had to happen…

White students are finding that (for once) they aren’t getting all the jobs; at least the best highest-paying jobs.

They are confused.

They thought it was their birthright.

Keep in mind it is a few billionaires that control the planet’s economies, and we are all along for the ride.

Now it would be too easy for me to turn this into a “we’re back!” Manchester United blog, especially after Sunday’s great comeback to beat Fulham 3-2 at Old Trafford, but I will show restraint.

But, I will say this: the pre-Carrick United would not have come back after Fulham erased the 2-0 deficit to pull even. The probably would have gone on to lose 4-2.

But not this club.

Call it what you want: the Carrick effect, the mere removal of a difficult manager, it doesn’t matter. This team is playing with one eye on the legends of the past who provided them this stage and one eye on the present singular focus: to win trophies and restore the glory to the Red Devils.

They are also playing for each other and when you can get your players to do that, you are a dangerous team.

Time will tell…

Now that wasn’t so hard was it? He told you to stop purchasing Russian oil and after you bent over to kiss his flabby old-man butt and promised to do as he wanted, all of a sudden…reduced tariffs!

India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi knows…now.

It really is that simple. I’m surprised everyone else isn’t wise to it by now.

It would sure save a lot of time.

Quit committing suicide by trying to “tame” wild animals.

At least stop acting shocked when, after you have illegally purchased them, dressed them up in baby clothes, and raised them like a real child, one day they revert to their natural instincts and tear your newborn baby in half as you are watching Netflix.

At least stop doing that.

Lay off of that old bird Cher.

Yes, she made a simple mistake announcing at the 68th Annual Grammy Awards show, but come on, give her a break.

She looks like someone threw a cheap blonde wig over a skull from the evidence locker.

Like a cracked bottle of wine…she’s not aging well.

A young white couple in Florida are suing their doctor because the IVF procedure he performed gave the couple a beautiful healthy little baby girl.

Why sue then?

It is a beautiful baby.

In a perfect world the fact the baby is black wouldn’t matter one bit.

Wait until the black parents who got the wrong ovaries see their little white baby…

Stay well.

Published by maddogg09

I am an unmotivated genius with an extreme love for anything that moves the emotional needles of our lives.

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