Some nut job in where else, Oklahoma, ate a last meal which he did not deserve.
That’s the story.
Not that he admitted remorse for his unforgivable crime of placing a three year-old boy who had just wet the bed, on a scorching furnace, and then raising him high in the air and slamming him down on the kitchen table so hard, that the poor little guy never regained consciousness.
He never had a chance.
Not that he claimed his own loss of life was justice for his victim.
Not that he ate cheeseburgers for his last meal, which he didn’t deserve.
I am not your let-bygones-be-bygones kind of guy.
No, I am more of an if-you-kill-a-child-you-forfeit-your-right-to-any-type-of-legal- protections-and-your-parents-and-entire-family-tree-will-be-spayed-and-neutered-and-you-will-be-killed-by-what-you-fear-the-most kind of guy.
But not yet.
This means the criminal will be placed under medical supervision until it can be determined what frightens him to the core of his being. Then you merely scare him to death.
Nice and terrifying way to go out with screams and heart attacks.
A fitting denouement.
But no, they will stick a needle in his arm and the Thanksgiving turkey won’t be the only one being poked and prodded to see if it’s “done.”
That’s cold, even for you, Maddogg.
Sorry to hear of Chris Hemsworth and his predisposition to possibly contract Alzheimer’s. His genetic makeup evidently makes him eight-to-ten times more likely that he will get the disease in his lifetime.
God, I hope not.
I’m not even mentioning the story to Karen; it is literally, her biggest fear. I will never leave her side and our love affair will continue into the next sphere of existence, and the next…
I mean, not our heroes. I have been called the Mexican Chris Hemsworth.
By myself, of course.
Man, I never cared for Kari Lake as a newscaster, and now, she has just made a total ass of herself, refusing to admit defeat in Arizona.
Here’s a great idea.
Why don’t you, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, and Kellyanne Conway get together and have a slumber party? Then you can freeze each other’s’ bras, smoke ciggies, do each other’s hair, and talk about hunks?
And being a billionaire used to be a goal to some, but Elon Musk is proving on a daily basis that money doesn’t make you smart or efficient. Just ask 75% of his work force if what I am saying is true.
Oh wait.
They left.
They were delivered an old tomato: get with the program, or get out.
They got out.
Tres embarrassment.
Little BabyHead Putin (Charlie Brown called, he wants his head back) has a novel diplomatic strategy to delivering bad news from the war front to his citizenry.
He hides and doesn’t say shit.
Brilliant.
This one unfortunate man in Kherson, Ukraine, was held for ten days and tortured. He was taking pictures of destroyed Russian tanks and sending them to the Ukraine.
This must be the luckiest person alive.
It’s not like the Russians to leave loose ends, but since they had to leave quickly because they were getting their soulless asses kicked.
Stay well.
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